I bet Mr.Penis wants a meeting in the conference room if you know what I mean.

So, you fail to take your boss seriously and just eye her legs the whole time in a professional environment... (which was probably shamefully obvious to her) then, either she seeks out your pathetic aroused-in-the-workplace **** on purpose, or she missed your leg and got to make this awful discovery accidentally. How is your life ******? You get all aroused and sexual over an authoritative figure, then you get the same treatment back and you complain like a big, fat hypocrite, like you have the right to be respected and taken seriously, but your OWN BOSS doesn't? YDI, YDI, YDI. Can't say that enough.

Who's a big boy there?!

that must have spawned a VERY awkward conversation ... but you're just a temp so I say ... TAP THAT SHIT go for it she now knows that you are attracted to her what do you have to loose?

You should have a nice talk with her again and then you "accidently" slip your finger in. no, no, i'm kidding (:

Did she tell you to quit being a hotdog?

haha so your attractive boss patted your penis. how in the hell is that an fml??? EFF the job, always listen to your penis first!

have you not seen the movie "obsessed" temps never get the boss in bed (that was the backstory of the movie)

Dude how is that an fml? Your hot boss touched your dick! R u emo?

I clicked YDI because it's a good thing. Way to go!