By helpme - 24/11/2015 06:34 - United States - Annapolis

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Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank, about to come, when I suddenly freaked out and had to stop and check to make sure I didn't have any homework due tomorrow. FML
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Psycocharger 19

Well, that sucks. Should've finished first (Which one do I mean ;))

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jeffprobs 29

Idk if its cockblocking if there is not a girl involved, more like hand blocking

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Tripartita 44

He's using his hand, so it's handblocking? Right, so it would only be cockblocking if a girl was using her… ****?

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dkramer0313 17

well i hope you at least got your homework done.

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shorty5352 6

Atleast your have your priorities straight :D

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countryb_cth 38

Don't yah think that would be a little awkward to talk to the therapist about?

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mattrd_fml 31

if I was about to come I wouldn't care about my homework. You couldn't wait another 15 seconds?

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Kiernan151 25

Don't know about you 26, but i always ********** while ******* when doing schoolwork, while making a latte for a customer

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thatguythat 9

I don't think you know what cockblock means

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Muttley9 13

Dear OP, either you are embarked on a history making (in duration) and painful (with no lube, that is) wank or you are unneedfully worrying :D

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