Add a comment
Top comments
By
biggestfan23
| 11
I think you may have a problem...
By
PvtParts417
| 15
Dude not at school! Control yourself
Comments
By
biggestfan23
| 11
I think you may have a problem...
Reply
boxbrandon11
| 20
What did you think of or look at?
Reply
airforce987
| 20
Only possible excuse is that your teacher is super hot.
Reply
afunnyterdcody
| 5
Haha no shit I learned about dolphin sex today by didn't need to go wank it
Reply
lopsop
| 12
.....,. Beastiality?
Reply
CaramelMacchiato
| 13
17 - It says it in the FML.
Frogs.
Frogs.
Reply
eurostar710
| 11
I had to do this while watching Troy during Latin club one day. I hadn't done it in a couple days and all those hot guys turned me on so much. So, you're not alone.
Reply
kayla_ann0o
| 9
Yeah because when I'm horny I just run to the bathroom to play with myself.
Reply
Spanik
| 9
I would... Not over frogs though... Maybe over troy though. Makes it all the more exciting in public places.
Reply
laxbro4769
| 6
It's called amplexus. I just won a science class jeopardy with that answer the other day ;)
Reply
Fml_FTW228
| 10
Eurostar710- So you're gay?... Just wondering because your profile says mister.
Reply
dominic1221
| 6
Fml_FTW228- Well, he's probably not straight at least. Got a problem with that?
Reply
Drigr
| 8
Did anyone else read the FML and think, "Hey teach, I gotta go for a quick wank, be back in 2 minutes"?
Reply
starbucksguy
| 16
Why were you watching a video on how French people have sex anyway?
Reply
Fml_FTW228
| 10
Dominic1221- Ever heard of a question? Did you not see the "just wondering."
Reply
Inheritance
| 10
Imagine OP getting caught and made fun of, then the class throws frogs at him.
Reply
ajeyness
| 10
136- what does that have to do with anything?
Reply
starbucksguy
| 16
162:- because French people are frogs. This is a well-known fact
Reply
shea300
| 5
French people are commonly referred to as frogs.
Reply
dominic1221
| 6
Fml_FTW228- I know what a question is. The commenter said stuff about him being turned on by guys, and his profile says he's male, therefore he's clearly gay or bi. So your question was pointless and you look like you're trying to start something.
Reply
buddy565
| 7
He may just have a high sex drive...
Reply
chabooty27
| 7
That's kinda low especially since you're in school
Reply
justinhere
| 3
i like to hook up with the guy next to me......
Reply
stormer461
| 13
128 - to be honest I thought OP was a teacher so my entire thought process was "whaaaa?"
Reply
1x1y
| 12
I thought the same thing!!!
Reply
IcedJesus
| 5
Good to know
Reply
mariazzz
| 5
Whatever tickles your fancy op! ;)
Reply
kellandj2019
| 7
he never said he did, he was just asking
Reply
cashfast98
| 0
To many things if he got a boner on frog sex
Reply
italiancows
| 8
He might have a phobia of not getting horny when looking at frogs. Wich technically will force him to get horny while looking at frogs!
Reply
ebroks
| 17
When i was in Grade 9 one of my friends thought that Jizz meant piss so my next door neighbour and i joked about imagining him saying. BRB going for a Quick Jizz or Miss can i go to the bathroom for a quick Jizz.
By
PvtParts417
| 15
Dude not at school! Control yourself
Reply
j_cat187
| 19
Some people tell me that I need help,
Some people can fuck off and go to hell.
Some people can fuck off and go to hell.
Reply
mauricioros21
| 0
Cypress hill! Dude ur awesome for knowing them!
Reply
kzxvazure
| 0
I was gonna comment the exact same thing
Reply
maosquare
| 18
So, was it a "pee" break or a "shit" break?
Reply
onlychildFTW
| 33
OP, you need SELF CONTROL!!! there's no need to wank every time you get horny.
Reply
WildInTheStreets
| 5
49, 52 - I am seeing them live soon.
Reply
Da_Bauss435
| 8
Hey, some schools even go so far as to sell condoms to the students
Reply
onlychildFTW
| 33
131 - actually?
That's wrong. In a lot of ways.
That's wrong. In a lot of ways.
Reply
kayla_ann0o
| 9
My school gives out free condoms and birth control. But for some reason all the girls are still pregnant.
Reply
bienlunee
| 6
Yes. There is. That is, in fact, the only reason.
Reply
wadevader
| 6
I do
Reply
Matty1188
| 6
167, I doubt that is the only issue here. Incredibly sad that a 14 yr old has two kids. Where are her parents??
Reply
br0ccoli
| 14
229- probably off working 3 jobs supporting their family to survive during this recession created by people whose kids go to $30,000/yr private high schools.
Reply
isofia85
| 0
If only she had a good sense of morals.
Reply
VoteForTaco
| 8
What the fuck is wrong with people? 14 years old and is expecting a third kid!!?? People like that should fucking die. (That's just my opinion)
Reply
ShortNotice113
| 5
262- *cough cough Hitler cough Bin Laden cough cough*
Reply
mpfau797
| 0
But then again I bet the 14 year olds parents have designer clothes, iPhones, plasma tv's, and nice cars. The girl probably has the nicest of everything also. This country is so corrupt...
Reply
mpfau797
| 0
And also those private school kids are the ones who will help this world out and be educated. Also their parents ($30,000 school) are most likely hard working, educated people
Reply
xxxInsanexxx
| 9
237:
How did private school kids create a recession? My god. You make it sound like private nice schools are a bad thing.
How did private school kids create a recession? My god. You make it sound like private nice schools are a bad thing.
Reply
onlychildFTW
| 33
Private schools FTW!!!
Reply
RedPillSucks
| 30
Probably still in highschool
Reply
asinforasin
| 1
exactly how did kids creat a recession?
Reply
SBurrke
| 11
But that's what makes it naughty!
By
nobodylikesyou
| 3
Your not the only one that gets turned on by some frogs...
Reply
doctorhook86
| 24
Ah, puberty...
Reply
onealmxwilson
| 18
Yes, I believe Miss Piggy does as well.
Reply
rubberduckie94
| 13
Miss piggy is very turned on by frogs. I know.
Reply
CremeEggs
| 6
Mmmm frog reproduction... Makes me creme
Reply
Fml_FTW228
| 10
*You're
Reply
jizzwold
| 21
*insert fan pun*
Reply
Cappiej
| 18
96- That doesn't work with everybody, I see.
Reply
SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Princess tiana loves them froggies.
By
osomoso
| 7
It's totally normal;) don't even worry about it
Reply
eb0ny
| 15
Yeah, completely normal protocol. Frogs arouse everyone.
Reply
kandi_kid69
| 15
When the guy from another FML got aroused by pokèmon that was fine but frogs? Why frogs? :o
Reply
tellithowitis
| 13
Because their slimy backs and the way they stick their tongues out to catch flies... Oh yeah...
Reply
THE_A_TEEN
| 27
kandi_kid69, look up Gardevoir, hentai, Pokémon hentai. Then look up frog sex or whatever you put.
There is your answer.
There is your answer.
Reply
day624
| 14
Ya fantasizing over frogs.. Psh completely normal.. Its just a phase..ehemm..NOT
Reply
icallbullshit
| 3
A. He didn't fantasize over frogs.
B. he had a frog reproduction class, which will make him think of sex, which will get him horny.
C. Everyones' mind works different and takes things like frog reproduction and then thinks of human reproduction.
D. Love seeing girls comment on shit they don't know anything about. By that I mean how the simplest shit can turn a guy on, not because of what he's seeing but because of his mind.
B. he had a frog reproduction class, which will make him think of sex, which will get him horny.
C. Everyones' mind works different and takes things like frog reproduction and then thinks of human reproduction.
D. Love seeing girls comment on shit they don't know anything about. By that I mean how the simplest shit can turn a guy on, not because of what he's seeing but because of his mind.
Reply
thisisafunnyname
| 12
185, I'm a guy and getting turned on by frogs in science is weird. Even worse that he had to go jack off in school
Reply
icallbullshit
| 3
The frogs didn't turn him on, his mind did. If you read the D part of my comment you'll know what I'm talking about because you're a guy.
Reply
Almandine
| 7
You do realize that girls can get turned on by random shit too. I don't think it's that odd that it turned him on, I think it's odd that he didn't try to think of something non-sexual to take care of the problem. Wanking at school just sounds odd, but then again maybe most guys do that...
Reply
icallbullshit
| 3
Most guys don't wank at school, I'll crush that thought right now.
I didn't say girls couldn't, and if they can, then clearly by the fml above its not to the extent of guys. I'm 100 percent sure he didn't have the frog in his mind when he was masturbating, it was either a person or just plain masturbating because he had an erection. Another thing, a guy could get horny and his erection won't go down for ages simply because he's THAT horny so maybe that's why he went for a wank. Girls on the other hand, correct me if you know more, get wet, labias expand, and the clitoris hardens and it's easier to conceal that isn't it? Compared to an erection that is.
Lastly he's at school meaning he's smack ban in the middle of puberty, for all he knows it could have been a spontaneous erection and not one brought on by the thought of frogs reproducing.
I didn't say girls couldn't, and if they can, then clearly by the fml above its not to the extent of guys. I'm 100 percent sure he didn't have the frog in his mind when he was masturbating, it was either a person or just plain masturbating because he had an erection. Another thing, a guy could get horny and his erection won't go down for ages simply because he's THAT horny so maybe that's why he went for a wank. Girls on the other hand, correct me if you know more, get wet, labias expand, and the clitoris hardens and it's easier to conceal that isn't it? Compared to an erection that is.
Lastly he's at school meaning he's smack ban in the middle of puberty, for all he knows it could have been a spontaneous erection and not one brought on by the thought of frogs reproducing.
Reply
Deeznutzhairy
| 7
I think 4 is just being sarcastic.
Reply
VictoriaSchultz
| 8
Who the fuck wants to watch frog sex?..
It's enough hearing about it
It's enough hearing about it
Reply
emilyissutee
| 0
wtf.
Reply
HairyPunisher
| 27
icallbullshit, you really need to calm your bouncy ass down. You're getting really strung out for no reason. I get the fact that you're justifying OP's situation but you've wasted everyone's time with your rants on the mechanics of the male mind. I get that you think you have a doctorate in health and sexual studies but I can only assume at 19 that you do not. That said, being a 19 year old guy does not immediately make you an all around expert on the subject of the teenage male mind.
Reply
RedPillSucks
| 30
He probably had to jack off cause he didn't want to walk around all day with a boner.
That can be painful. Also, people sometimes get randomly aroused by non-sexual stuff.
It happens.
That can be painful. Also, people sometimes get randomly aroused by non-sexual stuff.
It happens.
By
tellithowitis
| 13
So this isn't normal... *awkwardly walks away
Reply
akg98
| 13
Hahaha
Reply
blcksocks
| 19
It might be normal if he saw that the frog's legs were up in the air..
Reply
JoeRogansBEARD
| 15
This needs to be an illustrated FML
Reply
cheetahbaby96
| 8
5- Your profile just made my week!
Reply
marsrover12
| 0
Lol love number fives profile
Reply
curlyfry33
| 8
Because having a dramatic close up of your nose as your profile picture is normal...
Reply
kellandj2019
| 7
lol I love ur profile
By
Razzle_Dazzle_5
| 11
One time I was in the washroom and there was wank juice all over the walls. I love my university -_-.
Reply
poopycat
| 5
Ummmm, awkward school much?
Reply
HiIAmKevin
| 8
6- I guess I missed a spot...
Reply
Atli
| 1
Wank juice? Really?
Reply
JoeRogansBEARD
| 15
I prefer the words fap juice
Reply
Razzle_Dazzle_5
| 11
Wank juice, happy juice, pappy juice, what eva ya wanna call it, it's still smothered all over the walls and smells like rotten tuna fish. Damn I feel sorry for who ever cleans up that sloppy mess.
Reply
Razzle_Dazzle_5
| 11
149 Would you rather of had me call it sloppy Sammie's sticky surprise?
Reply
mmorgan9218
| 5
baby gravy
Reply
23lf
| 16
I call it baby gravy
By
Sniper3000
| 0
Better than the dude from a few years back that dry humped his dog. But still what the hell.....
Reply
Michaelsgirl04
| 9
O_o dafuq
Reply
klovemachine
| 24
Ah yeah :)
By
WTSchool
| 0
Oh god, what is wrong with you? I mean, I understand a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do, but... at school....?
Reply
Nevereverland
| 8
Hey frogs are hot , especially green slimy toads and the way they rrriibbiitt
Reply
efynsien
| 1
Toads aren't frogs genius
Reply
dudeman1212
| 22
129 - YOU DON'T SAY?
Reply
mirandaboo3
| 0
Your life sucks!
By
CaramelMacchiato
| 13
You get hot and bothered by green, scaly, and warty creatures? You must be attracted to witches as well.
Reply
Killer_fel
| 15
Frogs don't have scales.
Reply
CaramelMacchiato
| 13
Whoops! :P well, that doesn't make it any better.
Reply
onealmxwilson
| 18
Last time I checked witches didn't have scales either.
Reply
DracoSpirita
| 21
As a Wiccan, I take slight offense to the "witch" reference. Lol.
Reply
killaKT
| 2
They don't have scales
Reply
CaramelMacchiato
| 13
Calm down, guys. It's not that big of a deal.
Reply
FYLminerocks
| 7
Frog Fetish
Reply
DracoSpirita
| 21
Jeez, you guys can't take a joke... -_-
Reply
auzz1_pride
| 9
163) you're just figuring this out now?
Reply
Grimmerie
| 31
Frogs don't have warts either.
Reply
th3cr4zywolf
| 4
Who cares if frogs don't have scales or warts you guys know what she meant
Reply
cassiano
| 0
Are you blonde or just really stupid ??
Reply
GothicAngel17
| 24
61 - As a Wiccan, I don't take offense to this at all, because it's not referring to Wiccan witches.
Reply
CaramelMacchiato
| 13
215 - Neither. And I'm a brunette, as you can tell from my profile picture.
Are you blind or really stupid?
Are you blind or really stupid?
Reply
cassiano
| 0
If you haven't realized most people don't really have photos of themselves on a website such as this. Haha your trying to rip on me, try find a frog with scales idiot.
Reply
seblikescricket
| 7
yep, and I'm getting hot and bothered for u
By
retyi43
| 14
ribbit
Reply
XtraEzeee
| 8
*fap fap fap*
Similar
By raspution - /
Wednesday 10 January 2018 19:38 /
Loading data…