Wanking to death

By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

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Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
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mpsteve137 15

What a sight that must of been for whoever came to your rescue.

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mpsteve137 15

What a sight that must of been for whoever came to your rescue.

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isallwaysme 27

Must have* Im sorry, it's a pet peeve, like when people say "I seen" instead of "I saw" or "I have seen."

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JustinKirby 20

Not really if they were in the shower they'd have to be naked anyways. So there's no way of them knowing what caused the attack

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vinnv226 14

22, he most likely had a hard-on, so they could probably piece it together

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pickleOnABun 10

it was a girl. I dont think naturally girls can have a 'hard on'

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eddeeezzyy 19

Is it just me or did I just read that comment in Trevor Phillips' voice?

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Trently 10

If you look beside the OP's name it shows the gender, which is a male.

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laden_swallow09 34

25- I dunno, mang. A guy can lose a hardon pretty quick, given a sudden interruption in train of thought. If he's wheezing for help, that hints to me that he's been that way for a few seconds to couple minutes, more than enough time to turn flaccid.

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little_one1 14

My phone doesn't show gender, place, or even the name of the OP. I have a windows phone and all the apps are weird as old ballsacks, so maybe 26 is using the same app as I

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WellThatSucked89 13

Windows phone here too. What I see is OP is anonymous with no information. WPs have no edit option for comments. We don't even get autocorrect on this very app. It sucks lol

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carelessxdanger 9

thats intense. i cant imagine what you'd be like in bed, you animal! (:

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AbstraktThoughts 13

43: You're one creative ************. Have yet to hear that until now! Glad I did ;)

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inkdeath87 18

Well that's embarrassing, hopefully whoever found you didn't laugh too hard.

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Zalvorn 9

You must have been pounding away at that shit.

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Darknyan 10

Gonna do it again, or.... is it now ruined for you..

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cheshirecat13242 32

Had to wheeze for help because you needed help achieving ******..?

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

9- Why don't you read the FML again.

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cheshirecat13242 32

#56, why don't you read the comment again, this time with a touch of sarcasm in mind?

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Turrence 9

Let's hope so.. after all that hard work.

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martin8337 35

Sounds like you beat that thing like you owned it.

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Rainhawk94 27

Have to remember to breathe while you're jerking! Mouth close and breathe through nose.

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Grenith 21

Or open your mouth, and moan like a bitch.

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Rainhawk94 27

Yea sure, try that when your family is over

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