Facebook and Kids: Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because... - FML

By sourcandy013 - 21/11/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 22:00 - United States - Boiling Springs

Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 10:02 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML

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By My sister is a scumbag - 09/04/2021 17:00

Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2023 08:02 - Australia - Sydney

Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Monday 21 November 2011 9:11

11 year olds shouldnt have Facebook -.-

MwahFMLS 6

Monday 21 November 2011 9:18

Lock her out of the house and tell her she's not cool enough to be in there? Sorry, OP. Its all i got.

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Slimma 20

Monday 21 November 2011 15:10

2 things... 1. It's just facebook it isn't the end of the world. Get over it. 2. Why is an 11 year old have a facebook account anyways? She's 11.

BrotherTheo 31

Monday 21 November 2011 15:12

So. You are conserned about an 11 year old's opinion of your 'coolness'. Really? REALLY? Just Stop, and think about that for a moment......

Joshawott 21

Monday 21 November 2011 15:14

My 16 year old brother deleted me because he saw me looking at his profile and accused me of spying on him...I hadn't even started the spying yet.

EmeraldEyedGirl 7

Monday 21 November 2011 15:47

Oh, don't take this seriously. She's 11, she's a teenager. Just let it go : )

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 21 November 2011 15:52

If you fall for that then you deserve it! She is wanting privacy and doesn't want you to tell Mom what she is up to. Maybe a crush! Judge Judy ..." How do you know when a teenager is lying?...when they open their mouths!" I follow that rule and my kids can never figure out how I know things. LoL

xFullMoonHeartx 7

Monday 21 November 2011 16:08

Cute guy with brains, you really are a contradiction ;)

swimgurly 2

Monday 21 November 2011 16:44

Y does ur 11 year old have a Facebook?

hateevryone 14

Monday 21 November 2011 17:01

why is she even on facebook anyway?

DinosaurzRawr 11

Monday 21 November 2011 17:21

I won't accept my brothers FB request, but not out of shame- i just don't want him to see my stuff I share with my friends. And also, why DOES she have one?

Jason199615 0

Monday 21 November 2011 17:51

Report her as being underage, and her profile will be deleted. perfect revenge? yes. you're welcome OP

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