Facebook and Kids: Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because... - FML

By sourcandy013 - 21/11/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 22:00 - United States - Boiling Springs

Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 10:02 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML

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By My sister is a scumbag - 09/04/2021 17:00

Today, my sister refuses to talk to me because I didn't post her a "Happy birthday" in an Instagram story. It seems that the iPhone 12 I gave her as a present is just not enough. She's 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2023 08:02 - Australia - Sydney

Today, like every other day, my older sister hates me, and I have no idea why. She refuses to speak to me and has never provided me with a reason why. She gets along great with my younger sister though and I get to see them having fun together in Facebook posts all the time. I'm heartbroken and she doesn't care. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Monday 21 November 2011 9:11

11 year olds shouldnt have Facebook -.-

MwahFMLS 6

Monday 21 November 2011 9:18

Lock her out of the house and tell her she's not cool enough to be in there? Sorry, OP. Its all i got.

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j_cat187 19

Monday 21 November 2011 18:46

I'm not friends with my sister on Facebook. She might know some of my other friends as stoners and try to use it against me.

dillies 3

Monday 21 November 2011 18:46

Report her to Facebook for being too young. Then she won't have one anymore :).

FaraPjJammaz 13

Monday 21 November 2011 19:20

Wow, your relationship with your sister sounds like it SUCKS! My sisters 12 and she has me riiiiight on her page. But then again, she and all her friends do consider me cool :)

OFFICERxNASTYxx 0

Monday 21 November 2011 19:45

Remember, it's totally ok to give the backhand. It's only considered abuse if you use the front hand. The backhand is used for correcting.

Mourningstar 4

Monday 21 November 2011 21:27

Time to step it up then, don't ya think?!?

PrestonG95 7

Monday 21 November 2011 21:38

And how old are you?

eff5 0

Monday 21 November 2011 21:43

11 year olds don't know the meaning of cool

chelseaaababyyy 17

Monday 21 November 2011 22:27

shes 11, thats the age when everything 'isnt cool'. dont take it to heart(:

SwtCherryPie 26

Monday 21 November 2011 22:45

And why the **** do you care if your sister thinks you are cool?

21jason 9

Monday 21 November 2011 23:17

It's ok I'm not either.

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