Health: Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done...

By meggiemouse - 09/07/2011 18:00 - United States

Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 07:00 - Colombia - Bogot?

Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2014 06:08 - United States

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By Ana - 14/08/2018 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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Hole for life

By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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By High school senior - 31/08/2017 23:15

Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML

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Sunday 10 July 2011 0:07

Your pillow has a vendetta out for you. Sleep with one eye, or nostril, open.

simply_improper 1

Sunday 10 July 2011 0:06

sounds like youre a violent sleeper

Comments

AnonymousOne234 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:23

rohyphnol is a very powerful drug

fadingfaith 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:30

How ironic of that to happen.

writergirl23 19

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:45

by your pillow .......

luv_vamp 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:48

I have my nose pierced too and ur definitely not supposed to put a band aid over for that exact reason

mikaylaraymond 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 13:03

your supossed to put a band aid on it so whoever told you that you dont put a band aid on is stupid

notsoluckypup 12

Sunday 10 July 2011 8:03

Now I'm a bit more nervous to get my eyebrow pierced...

mikaylaraymond 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 13:06

all you have to do is make sure the balls are really tight on it if the bals are about to fall off means they arent tight enough

pebblesbbyx3 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 8:03

aha, okay! either you ate it in your sleep, or your nose piercing swallowed everything and closed back up. :))

UnluckyChickie 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 8:13

mine got ripped out a few times while in the first couple weeks, mind you, I didn't feel it missing until I put my finger to my nose... just put it back in and keep a close eye on how it heals for the next couple days

jazyyy16 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 8:18

I was never told to sleep with a bandage over my nose ring.. & I've had mine for 2 days.

jazyyy16 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 8:19

I also have an L bar nose ring those are so much better to have!

secretsmiles00 8

Sunday 10 July 2011 8:34

ouch i've had mine pulled out in every possible situation you can think of I once woke up and found my nose ring caught to my blanket through the nostril so I feel your pain...fyl!