Health: Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done...

By meggiemouse - 09/07/2011 18:00 - United States

Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 07:00 - Colombia - Bogot?

Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2014 06:08 - United States

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By Ana - 14/08/2018 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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Hole for life

By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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By High school senior - 31/08/2017 23:15

Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML

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Sunday 10 July 2011 0:07

Your pillow has a vendetta out for you. Sleep with one eye, or nostril, open.

simply_improper 1

Sunday 10 July 2011 0:06

sounds like youre a violent sleeper

Comments

adrian_love03 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 17:42

same hereee!!!! all bad

breetitz52 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 17:52

omg that happened to me):

gungirl97 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:49

I think someone's taking it out but doesn't know how ao there just ripping it out :( I'd try locking your door to your room

zebragirl104 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:22

it happened to me too!

boobookittie 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 20:13

omg this happens to me all the time! iv had it for over 6months but at night I put tape over it and it comes off sometimes when I'm sleeping! GOD it hurts!!

Leebra 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 21:23

Sounds like you ate your band-aid.

ieatinertia 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 22:01

I've ripped mine out 2 or 3 times in my sleep by rubbing my face in my pillow. I have a nose screw and when you first get it pierced it's a real pain in the ass to put back in.