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By Elisa_LmR - 03/01/2014 23:28 - France

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

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By Twomanybananas - 23/01/2017 16:00

Today, I found a banana on my bed. It was black and shriveled because I accidentally left it there after I thought I finished the whole bushel I bought last week. I've been sleeping in my bed all week and didn't notice. FML

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By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

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By Operation Yewtree here I come - 26/09/2014 20:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

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Meme life

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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By Broc'n dreams - 06/02/2017 16:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I woke up screaming "FUCK OFF!" because I had a dream that someone threw broccoli through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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rockne93 17

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:25

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

WFFLPWND 10

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:25

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

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olpally 32

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:40

You should eat a banana. Nothing like just facing your fears.

hulopro 16

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:42

Did you surrender to the bananas by any chance?

buckdharma 36

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:46

When a bunch of bananas attack me, ice cream! Then they split.

mwali02 32

Sunday 31 January 2016 2:54

Nicely done. :)

Effinusername 7

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:49

Isnt there an episode of "Suite Life on Deck" where Zack is afraid of bananas or something?

Luigi2012SM64DS 6

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:53

I know your pain. Phobias suck. Do you know why you are afraid of bananas? Or is it just some sort of psycological thing.

glabberfasted 16

Saturday 4 January 2014 11:58

All phobias are psychological :)

Curlytwirly22 17

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:56

That's kinda funny...no offense

Raging_hamster 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:58

I don't know why this amazed me so much.

zandalee 19

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:59

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Dinoporeon 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:59

All the good banana jokes have already been used. So I'm going to make like a banana and split.

shaytards_fml 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 6:03

oh nanana what's my name

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Why so serious?

Meme life

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