Miscellaneous: Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of...

By Elisa_LmR - 03/01/2014 23:28 - France

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

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You deserved it 8 628

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By Twomanybananas - 23/01/2017 16:00

Today, I found a banana on my bed. It was black and shriveled because I accidentally left it there after I thought I finished the whole bushel I bought last week. I've been sleeping in my bed all week and didn't notice. FML

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By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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You deserved it 7 534

Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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You deserved it 3 384

By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

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You deserved it 5 575

By Operation Yewtree here I come - 26/09/2014 20:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

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You deserved it 4 211

Meme life

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML

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You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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You deserved it 22 251

By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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You deserved it 38 581

Face Your Fears

By Broc'n dreams - 06/02/2017 16:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I woke up screaming "FUCK OFF!" because I had a dream that someone threw broccoli through my window. FML

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You deserved it 781

By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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You deserved it 358

rockne93 17

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:25

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

WFFLPWND 10

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:25

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

Comments

Koleckai 16

Saturday 4 January 2014 7:11

Please seek professional help.

madriver10 4

Saturday 4 January 2014 7:36

this sounds like it's out of "the suite life on deck" cuz there was an episode specifically about this. what's next, a fear of ping pong balls? or an addiction to sniffing rabbits? oh my god i have no life..fml

coxenator1105 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 7:36

bananas are tasty

kc12062 8

Saturday 4 January 2014 8:03

This is stupid.

Km1490 20

Saturday 4 January 2014 8:07

Bananas wont hurt you.. they arr very friendly.:p I just ate one and it didnt stab me

Ardian4954 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 8:15

You're a pathetic excuse of a human being. Please do us all a favor and DO NOT REPRODUCE !!

meaganxo 14

Saturday 4 January 2014 8:32

She can't help it that she has a weird phobia. I'm sure she has a reason as to why she's afraid, so why don't you stop being disrespectful.

Ardian4954 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 9:04

And why don't you take one of those bananas that is terrorizing the idiots dreams an shove it. Seriously who in the right mind is afraid of a soft fruit ?? And of course the OP has a reason it's called being an idiot

InsaneBolt 7

Saturday 4 January 2014 8:23

Damn that is bananas!

Psych0siis_fml 1

Saturday 4 January 2014 8:23

Banana's in pajamas walking down the stairs...

GamerAM 12

Saturday 4 January 2014 8:28

You know, you guys insulting OP for a PHOBIA obviously don't understand that PHOBIAS DON'T ALWAYS MAKE SENSE. There are people who are scared shit-less of people who are 'too attractive'. It's a PHOBIA. Also, **** yourself.

tigrouficele2012 44

Saturday 4 January 2014 9:21

I have a phobia of lettuce. Every time I go out to eat with my family, all three of them order a ******* salad, and then it's too close to me and I start to panic and they get mad because they hate it when I act "weird" in public...so I have to second this sentiment. Phobias are phobias, and sometimes they have no origin, and a lot of times they're baseless...but they're still there, and harassing someone over it can be downright cruel depending on how you do it.