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By Anonymous - / Saturday 30 January 2010 13:16 / United States
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should have said my bitch of a dad is greedy and won't give me an allowance and how could you tell it was his voice

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hell yeah!!! I like your dad. and maybe he was trying to teach you to be more aware of your suroundings.

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Wow!!!!! My dad is such a drunk dumb ass!!! I came home from school one time with my friends and he was half naked!!!!! only had a towel on!!!!

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Agreed w/ 31, this is an MLIA. I would've, on reflex, spun around and snatched the banana. It would've smushed all over my hands.

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Hahah that would sound better though. Today, I was walking down the street when my dad snuck up behind me and poked me with a banana. MLIA

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That's terrifying, that's what makes it an FML. If you what you thought a gun was pressed to head, you wouldn't be scared at all? Whatever.

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From the FAQ: "It’s a collection of everyday anecdotes and stories likely to happen to anyone and everyone, sent to us exclusively by our users, which we then publish on the site. This is a space where you can let it all out and unwind by sharing the little things that screw with your day, and maybe realize that you are not alone in experiencing day to day crap." "LITTLE THINGS THAT SCREW WITH YOUR DAY," Which describes the post

I don't see how this is an FML. you weren't hurt, you still have your money, and probably had a good laugh. you're just sad

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