Miscellaneous: Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of...

By Elisa_LmR - 03/01/2014 23:28 - France

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

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By Twomanybananas - 23/01/2017 16:00

Today, I found a banana on my bed. It was black and shriveled because I accidentally left it there after I thought I finished the whole bushel I bought last week. I've been sleeping in my bed all week and didn't notice. FML

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By aelia_oups - 31/12/2012 22:09 - France - Taverny

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

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By Operation Yewtree here I come - 26/09/2014 20:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

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Meme life

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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Face Your Fears

By Broc'n dreams - 06/02/2017 16:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I woke up screaming "FUCK OFF!" because I had a dream that someone threw broccoli through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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rockne93 17

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:25

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

WFFLPWND 10

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:25

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

Comments

ericm87 3

Saturday 4 January 2014 15:40

Wow bananas huh?

Llama_Face89 33

Saturday 4 January 2014 15:53

I'm a banana I'm a banana LOOK AT ME MOVE!!! Yeah yeah!

satomisum4280 2

Saturday 4 January 2014 16:04

You're afraid of bananas? Really? -__-

edteach01 1

Saturday 4 January 2014 17:00

kill your self

brimmster103 1

Saturday 4 January 2014 17:28

What are you on?

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 4 January 2014 17:50

Stick to grapes, but watch out they might try to grape you in your dreams

MatsumotoMania 13

Saturday 4 January 2014 18:21

Right! Bananas! How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana: Now it's quite simple to defend yourself against the banana fiend! First of all! You force him to drop the banana! Next, you eat the banana, thus disarmin' 'im! You have now rendered 'im helpless!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 4 January 2014 19:31

Anyone else have the Brian Griffin scene in their head when he's wearing a banana suit singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time?" :D I've heard of a lot of phobias, some more weird than others, but bananas? That's a new one for me!