By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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shan789mudge 0

I would be so pissed, that is just wrong.

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

I say you give Jude Law a call. That guy can get out of anything.

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BB7 0

Yay... that's a deserved!!!!! WE'RE YOU EVEN THINKING!?!?

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rami1461 0

hahah fail. thats like Friends, when ross said his Rachel's name instead.

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CrysGom 0

If i was your wife which luckly im not i wouldnt have cried for someone like you!!!

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perdix 29

Here's what you do. Take your ex-girfriend on the honeymoon since you want her more than your wife, but not enough to get married. When you get back, move to the other side of the country and never, ever get married. You don't know anything about it.

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omghehehe 0

LOL :D sighh.... OP: I hate to say this. I dont know U and ur situation. BUT...... Just fr this scenario, Obviously, you havent found the right one yet. Tooo bad it was at YOUR wedding and EVERYONE had to hear/see that too!!!!! Ughhhh, sick. WTF?!!! Slaps man, slaps!

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Chopperman_fml 0

It's understandable if his ex was his ex-fiancee's twin sister. The evil twin won in the end. But which one was the evil one? o.o

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SilenceIsSilver 0

@ #79 The one sitting in the audiance smiling evilly as he makes an ass of himself talking about how he met her and not his own... Probably not-anymore wife xD And btw dude, you're either a scatterbrain or still in love with your ex. So my advice is either get meds or get your ex back.

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ashiiya 0

I mean, I wouldn't mind having an ex at the wedding, especially if it was my own then I'd be like HA x3 nah nah but still, I wouldn't mind. But a big "slip up" (big understatement there) like that.....even I would storm out like that. Hell, I'd leave a cut on your face and THEN make a big exit. Then I'd start wondering why I was marrying you. I don't know if you really have feelings left for you ex or whatever since I don't know you, but that was seriously screwed up. I'm gonna be positive and say that you tried to fix the problem. Hope it all goes well. [well if it doesn't, then you still have your ex]

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