Love: Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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By OnlyMee - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 02:53 - Canada

Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML

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By Stolemylady - 04/06/2012 07:05 - Australia

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By prin - 05/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately my hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Pr unlucky - 02/10/2010 08:07 - Australia

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML

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mylifeisfuckedd 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:22

asssshole you totallllyy deserved it

shan789mudge 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:25

I would be so pissed, that is just wrong.

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gripnsip 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:50

What the **** is wrong with you?

Anonymiz 4

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:18

I hope your wife left you. YDI

Sazula 2

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:18

I smell an annulment. Asshole

hey2a 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:30

You deserve it strictly for inviting your ex.

blastvortex 3

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:47

I'm surprised that your wife didn't run out bawling. She certainly has more brains than you. Also, if you're the one that invited your ex, then you're a dumbass. I bet she got a kick out of it though. I know I did. xD

PhillyFox 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 17:20

Fail because 1) WTF is your ex doing at your wedding?! Big no no, and 2) for not realizing this earlier! Don't you rehearse these things or something?

steevy831 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 17:47

Well you're already effed. This is your wedding day and you are spending it on FML. Get a life, **** your wife.

Fleecy 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:50

Hahahahahah well said. :D

glasswater 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:44

1. Why was your ex even there? 2. How can you mix up your wife and your ex 3. You should have rehearsed. 4. You are a ******* dumbass.

TenebrificTurtle 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:37

This.

yem2004 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:23

That's about as bad as saying the wrong name at the altar... you really are a ******* dumbass for that one...

Music_Peace_1234 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 23:08

Wow, what an effing messup. You TOTALLY deserve it. Wow. F***ing Idiot. Good for your wife. I wouldn't haves tuck around either. Loser. Failure. I hope she doesn't come back to you! Wowowow... SMART MOVE. Okay, I'm done :)