Love: Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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By OnlyMee - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 02:53 - Canada

Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML

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By Stolemylady - 04/06/2012 07:05 - Australia

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By prin - 05/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Pr unlucky - 02/10/2010 08:07 - Australia

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML

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Thursday 29 October 2009 1:22

asssshole you totallllyy deserved it

shan789mudge 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:25

I would be so pissed, that is just wrong.

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squiggy37 1

Sunday 28 March 2010 13:35

lmao can anyone say Ross and Rachel??? duh

bummervacation 10

Monday 31 May 2010 22:24

Hahaha I bet you were like *prolonged silence* "......Oops"

fxxxmylyfe 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 6:55

dude, i feel bad for her, not you... f her life.

TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 12:56

asshole. why look for sypathy on a website when your just a **** faced jerk and know. and i doubt you still even HAVE a marrige

mschrisaya 4

Friday 10 September 2010 6:42

You ruined her day! WTF!!

flodezie 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:32

that just shows u weren't meant to marry ur ex.. on ur wedding day? dude! really? lmao classic fail!!

Texass2224 0

Monday 24 January 2011 23:12

you ******* asshole

Roxxay 6

Saturday 26 February 2011 15:34

FHL!! you totally ruined everything, OP, she deserves better than you ! your ex was the only one having a good time, I think.

fromthesuck 8

Monday 7 March 2011 16:53

all i can say is wooow. that's pretty much nothing but ironic. i'm pretty twisted and couldn't even laugh at that

sonyahadj 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 10:18

Ya what a total asshole if she's smart shell dump ur ass cuz it's obvious ur not really ready for her or fully connected emotionally

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