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By rene - 22/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By story of my life - 07/03/2022 02:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 11:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 11:29 - Netherlands

Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML

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By Thomas - 13/12/2009 06:46 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my parents singing "Happy birthday" with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML

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By not_so_sweet_sixteen - 17/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

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By nick - 24/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Palm Desert

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

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Monday 22 August 2011 23:00

Awesome kids!

takanuva0123 0

Monday 22 August 2011 23:01

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Tuesday 23 August 2011 3:19

I did that to my brother once

PandaPandy 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 3:31

Awww XD cute

Campbec001 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:34

The car is still lost though...

Masii 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:37

Your kids know how to surprise ya.

theungvar 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:51

apparently tristan took a douchebag class and graduated with honors

thewife5 19

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:13

It sucks if you asked them if they knew where they were, or if you paid for a replacement key.. But over-all, pretty darn cute.

gumdrops143 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:14

Aww thats so sweet

Cleao18317 11

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:19

It's the thought of giving them back that counts

ratius 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:23

Don't "lose" them again, you will have to wait nearly a year ;)

lolnatalyloves 9

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:42

That is so cute

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