Love: Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his...

By gallstones - 09/07/2009 07:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML

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By random123 - 29/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

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By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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Best birthday ever!

By IHateMyLife - 01/02/2021 08:01

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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Road trip from hell

By anonymous - 17/09/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

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By salt. - 28/02/2012 22:04 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

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Thursday 9 July 2009 16:14

Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.

lizwriteslove 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:13

That is slightly disturbing.

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Rodjmeister 0

Friday 10 July 2009 1:57

pearls of the human body, yep.

Out4aTwist 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:04

well at least you know you have a part of him that no other girl will ever have

xtatik 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:09

LOL to #97......i have done this before but in a different way....i bought my sister an xbox game (one that i really liked) which i knew she would never use or play..i now play it all the time......slack ay??? but she laughed at it because she knows what im like...just like this girl would of laughed because she knows what her bofriend is like....

weirdgirl_sf 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:13

Dude your boyfriend had SURGERY, give him a break for not getting you a present. You should get HIM a get well present. And think of the gallstone thing as a funny story to tell people.

GatorBites 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:00

It maybe a nice gesture from a guy under sedation but it would be really be a fml to marry the guy and have the freaky mother in law.

swanlee 0

Friday 10 July 2009 13:44

Your a selfish stupid ignorant bitch

Stevieebabyy 0

Friday 10 July 2009 22:50

Nasty.

soozin 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 3:37

ah who the eff cares. He just got out of surgery and the important thing is that he's fine. You should just smile, give him a big hug/kiss and stash it away somewhere if you can't stand the sight of it.