By gallstones - 09/07/2009 07:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
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FreedomFirst 0

Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.

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mrose57 0

Today is my birthday too and I didn't get any gallstones. I'm jealous! Seriously, you might excuse your boyfriend for being "under the influence". But mama is psycho. Don't marry him until she dies!

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trizdan 0

reminds me of Vangogh...

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xThatRandomGirlx 0

EWWWWWW Give 'em back to him

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Sappheyes 0

He was just trying to get his rocks off on her.

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LegndNikko 0

A bit gross, but hey, he's still with you? That counts!

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fenrisulfr 0

well, it's an excentric kind of gift... but you should keep it somewhere... hidden from sight, of course lol

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swanlee 0

So after surgery and being messed up on pain killers he still had the forethought to try and be nice to you on your b-day? And now you are complaining about it to the internet? Your a selfish bitch

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brunettebabex3 0

ick...creepy.

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Klabauterpete 0

I like your family.

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Shyman4ever 0

I don't see what the big problem is. They're just stones from another persons body.

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