By gallstones - 09/07/2009 07:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
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FreedomFirst 0

Oh gross! I could forgive the boyfriend - after all, people do weird things while stoned. But his mom is creepy. So gross. Eeeww.

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ohshitcock 0

hahha i agree with #58. Seriously, not a FML.

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abyssion1337 0

what the hell is your problem, are you just stupid or perhaps from place where people aren't affected by morphine moreover I'm sure you're people lack a sense of humor as you certainly can't tell when people are joking, so why don't you stop whining and the rest of us will sleep better without your shrill voice

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coheedandcambria 0

The mom was probably kidding..

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YoungTechnique 0

What the **** kind of present is that? You should shove those gallstones down that bitch ass mom's throat!

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deathbunny256 0

I don't see what the big deal is. if the OP doesn't want a necklace made out of them, they always make good snacks, just add a little salt and they're just like hard-boiled eggs!

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AshleyRose784 0

wow, your life is so awful. you should just end it now.

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Nightfallz 0

so how is this a fml? your bitching because your boyfriend who had to go through surgery gave you a birthday present? stop being a stuck up bitch and be more supportive of him

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RenRen_fml 0

Hm...maybe you'll be carrying a part of him around with you now. Literally. So show him how much you care :)

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