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By scarredforlife / Sunday 16 June 2013 23:27 / United States - Brooklyn
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  uhhSavage  |  22

Or stay and let the man finish. You're attractive enough to wank to, embrace it.

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  chanta24  |  10

Really, it's a compliment to your looks

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  ironichalibut  |  24

I can't help but wonder what would happen if you started a wank-war with a homeless man.. Would it become an epic struggle, with people forming a ring of a crowd, entranced by the surreal situation? What would the challenger even do? Take it too far?Could the hobo suddenly become disgusted at your 'head' on approach? And what would your mother say?

By  cuppycakeslove  |  20

Turn around and walk away FAST

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  Grauncho  |  26

Gosh, are you sure about that?

By  FRB  |  8

Then ask him why did he not break up with you before the trip?

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