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By Brummsta - 27/01/2010 07:41 - Australia

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2021 01:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my birthday. I'd told my wife i would love a new battery drill, finally getting a decent one after all these years, and picked out a few nice ones. I opened the present: another cheap off-brand drill. They "didn't have any of the ones I picked out", but this one came with free drill bits. All useless. FML

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Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

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By CB - 19/11/2009 01:30 - New Zealand

Today, I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth capped. Why? Because my room mate knows I sleepwalk and thought it would be funny to put a trip wire across the top of the stairs. It worked. FML

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By caisse à outs - 23/09/2015 01:06 - France - Saint Quentin

Today, my brother asked to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Nope, he was just going to crack open a coconut he'd bought at the supermarket. FML

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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML

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By petra84 - 22/10/2012 22:34 - United States - Evans

Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2023 12:00

Today, after a full year of work getting my house decorated, it was finally finished. I stepped back from the last painted wall to admire it and my neighbour on the other side of the wall, who was doing some decorating of his own, drilled too far and punched his drill bit right through the wall. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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tyrob911 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:15

looks like you've got a nosey neighbour. if she's a female, I say drill her if you know what i mean

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:27

You are a heavy sleeper bro.

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richirxromance 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 9:47

hahahaha

LiquidBaseline 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:40

Maybe... You don't lock your door and sleep in. And then the neighbor asked his/ her kid to return the drill. So the kid walks in trough the back door to search for you and finds you sleeping (hopefully not naked, poor kid) and did not want to wake you up. So the kid left it on the bed. If not, lock your doors and windows better :) And drink a little less so you wake up when someone breaks into your house :D Take a watchdog too.. @68 LMAO

fml9585 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:06

#1 plz change ur photo it offends me

urabch 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 21:18

#1 change ur pick you look like hell.

jeterman67 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 21:41

i think u need to get an xray lol

dontpanic_fml 32

Thursday 28 January 2010 23:52

u guys are mean about #1's pic...

911lovesme 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:27

That's the reason they make house alarms

judomemo 0

Friday 29 January 2010 6:11

that's scary

jyd62 0

Friday 29 January 2010 6:41

ever heard of locking your door dumass!!

fml9585 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:53

seriously tho #1 change it so I can keep this favourited

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