By jmac - / Sunday 11 March 2012 03:06 / United States
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By  Jiinxx  |  8

sucks to be you, eh?

  Bobissmall  |  13

My goddamn #14, do you really think that all memes and things like "derp" only come from reddit? This is why the rest of the internet, especially 4chan, hate redditors.

  CrassKal  |  27

I'm unsure which would have been a better area to take a knife. The feet contain a lot of nerve endings, so they feel a lot more pain, but the knee is the most complicated joint in the body.

By  xattitudegurlx  |  13

How did it manage to hit your knee?

By  bungee_fml  |  9

One word - Ouch.


"Today while cooking, I dropped a knife and it gave me a cut on my crotch that started bleeding. I called an ambulance and the paramedic was a super hot chick. I got a boner and then the blood started shooting out of the cut on my dick. FML"

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

I used to cook like you, but then- well, actually no.... I've never managed to drop a sharp object only to impale a seemingly out-of-risk part of my body, how does one cook like you again?

  mentalkayse  |  7

Yeah, is the knife ok?

By  ABiggerPenus  |  0

Almost took a knife to the knee there.


Today, my wife is pregnant and sick. She switches from sobbing she's sorry for that, to blaming me for "doing this to me." On top of that, I have half her symptoms now: throwing up and crying for no reason. This will be a long 9 months. FML

By Dracoboxer357 / Saturday 5 January 2013 16:00 / Canada

Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML

By AndelleRae - / Wednesday 22 February 2012 12:02 / United States
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