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By jmac - / Sunday 11 March 2012 03:06 / United States
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By  Jiinxx  |  8

sucks to be you, eh?

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  Bobissmall  |  13

My goddamn #14, do you really think that all memes and things like "derp" only come from reddit? This is why the rest of the internet, especially 4chan, hate redditors.

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  CrassKal  |  27

I'm unsure which would have been a better area to take a knife. The feet contain a lot of nerve endings, so they feel a lot more pain, but the knee is the most complicated joint in the body.

By  xattitudegurlx  |  13

How did it manage to hit your knee?

By  bungee_fml  |  9

One word - Ouch.

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"Today while cooking, I dropped a knife and it gave me a cut on my crotch that started bleeding. I called an ambulance and the paramedic was a super hot chick. I got a boner and then the blood started shooting out of the cut on my dick. FML"

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

I used to cook like you, but then- well, actually no.... I've never managed to drop a sharp object only to impale a seemingly out-of-risk part of my body, how does one cook like you again?

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  mentalkayse  |  7

Yeah, is the knife ok?

By  ABiggerPenus  |  0

Almost took a knife to the knee there.

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Today, my wife is pregnant and sick. She switches from sobbing she's sorry for that, to blaming me for "doing this to me." On top of that, I have half her symptoms now: throwing up and crying for no reason. This will be a long 9 months. FML

By Dracoboxer357 / Saturday 5 January 2013 16:00 / Canada

Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML

By AndelleRae - / Wednesday 22 February 2012 12:02 / United States
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