Creepy, Neighbours, Scary and Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent... - FML

By Brummsta - 27/01/2010 07:41 - Australia

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2021 01:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my birthday. I'd told my wife i would love a new battery drill, finally getting a decent one after all these years, and picked out a few nice ones. I opened the present: another cheap off-brand drill. They "didn't have any of the ones I picked out", but this one came with free drill bits. All useless. FML

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By CB - 19/11/2009 01:30 - New Zealand

Today, I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth capped. Why? Because my room mate knows I sleepwalk and thought it would be funny to put a trip wire across the top of the stairs. It worked. FML

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Today, my brother asked to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Nope, he was just going to crack open a coconut he'd bought at the supermarket. FML

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By petra84 - 22/10/2012 22:34 - United States - Evans

Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2023 12:00

Today, after a full year of work getting my house decorated, it was finally finished. I stepped back from the last painted wall to admire it and my neighbour on the other side of the wall, who was doing some decorating of his own, drilled too far and punched his drill bit right through the wall. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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tyrob911 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:15

looks like you've got a nosey neighbour. if she's a female, I say drill her if you know what i mean

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:27

You are a heavy sleeper bro.

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poooook 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:24

callmehush- agreed.

ilokefood 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:11

i dont get it... idk it jus dsnt make sence

jordaninja 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:12

And did he/she return the favor in any way, shape, or form? ;)

DarkJoy_fml 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:36

That is terrifying.

btwilysfm 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:00

that's just creepy.

benhamean 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:05

wow they broke in to return the drill? that's pretty funny!

tylemire360 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:23

change your locks right away! :$

newmanlyman3 8

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:29

who gives a f

snafu57 1

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:53

some people might've missed the fact that you didn't just wake up to an object placed on a personal piece of furniture, but might have fallen asleep with it there. this means it may have been returned to his wife in person AT THE PERSONAL FURNITURE SITE. did it have a condom on?

metazoanhaddock 11

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:38

win!!!!!!

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