Transportation: Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over...

By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By that guy - 18/11/2014 00:19

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By ouagadougou - 24/02/2009 11:02 - United States

Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

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By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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igive 29

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:18

For a moment there I read it as "elevator."

lebronesque73091 12

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:14

Learn to drive before you take the test.

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Todeswalzer 14

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:47

please don't drive in Germany

Swiko 11

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:51

Learn how to drive BEFORE you take your license test.

perdix 29

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:51

If you "almost" hit him, you are "almost" qualified to get your license in Miami. When you can make some good, solid impact, then you'll be ready to drive there!

Pelreskovich 11

Tuesday 31 January 2012 23:07

I have heard Miami has the worst drivers around.

perdix 29

Tuesday 31 January 2012 23:14

Me, too, but I get my information from Dave Barry.

eddyg94 11

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:54

well did you pass??

Big_Chives 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:56

I'm guessing your a female.

renesmeebb 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 23:39

Guys do that too!

Pelreskovich 11

Tuesday 31 January 2012 23:00

Why were you moving the car before he was in..? Usually the turn signal lever is not the same as the shifting lever.

silentblack 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 23:05

And why r u getting ur license?........

corleon198425 22

Tuesday 31 January 2012 23:16

Don't feel bad I smashed my elbow into my instructors head I thought I failed but he shook it off and I passed

rockerlove2013 6

Tuesday 31 January 2012 23:28

WOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!

viktorjavierpena 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 23:28

Did you pass??

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