Transportation: Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over... - FML

By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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By that guy - 18/11/2014 00:19

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By ouagadougou - 24/02/2009 11:02 - United States

Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

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DMV blues

By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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igive 29

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:18

For a moment there I read it as "elevator."

lebronesque73091 12

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:14

Learn to drive before you take the test.

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hyden121 2

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:38

Well, at least you know he is awake now...

firewilson 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:18

you missed him , so that means you passed the test, right?

urbanimpression 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 12:00

I read elevator 3 times before realizing what you really said. Dang dyslexia :(

kitsune3 20

Sunday 19 February 2012 8:38

...You DO realize you're not supposed to start the car, much less start moving, until the evaluator is in the vehicle, right? YDI for not thinking or following the rules.

UniqueAnt21 3

Friday 28 December 2012 1:46

I would of failed you before I would have gotten into the car. Then let you take the test and then let you know I failed you after you was done.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Saturday 28 September 2013 10:52

looks like you're forever walking

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