Intimacy: Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking...

By Claire - 29/09/2010 05:59 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, after going to the beach with my guyfriend, I thought I looked pretty good infront of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom". FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By combo - 28/02/2010 09:12 - France

Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML

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Life's a beach

By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 17:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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Wednesday 29 September 2010 12:29

Well, you knew how revealing your swimsuit would be, therefore if you could see more hair than you wanted to be seen, you should have dealt with it. Though if he gets freaked out by something natural, you might want to reconsider his maturity levels. Unless he was just joking.

billywhyte 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 12:15

BAHAHA! wait....was there really a squirrel?

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danielleeycakes 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 6:24

uh I thought every girl knew that you're supposed to at least try to clean up "down there" when you're going to the beach... especially if you're going with a guy.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 7:02

Ugh, I thought every girl had some self-esteem and knew they didn't have to prepare their ****** for penetration for just about any loser they meet once. It's the beach, not an orgy! Are you THAT desperate, #182?? OP didn't say she had an unkempt furry monster of a bikini area, just that she didn't shave lower down 'there'. (If the guy only saw it when she laid down, it's clear it was an intimate area, or he'd have been seeing it from the start...) Something the douche of a guy wouldn't even have noticed if his eyes had stayed where they were supposed to, btw... Crotch level is okay, staring in search of the the vaginal area is rather pathetic. If he's going to do it, he's gotta be discreet about it and not utter childish comments. Either that, or he's gotta get used to the idea his loser self is never going to lose his virginity, because no real man would have made such a comment...

skyttlz 32

Thursday 30 September 2010 6:47

I'm usually lazy about shaving except for bikini line that's what people could see. shave what could be seen if u were wearing undies

biskitbukit 7

Thursday 30 September 2010 6:55

This is actually pretty funny. Good for you :)

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 6:57

Not shaving was the right choice. 1) You saved yourself the bother to shave for such a failure of a jerk. 2) You got to find out early on that he's a stupid little douche who will never get laid. Hopefully you could then proceed to drowning the loser in the sand and dumping his remains.