Money: Today, I went to the bank to make a withdrawal in order to celebrate...

By JP - 18/06/2009 16:11 - Italy

Today, I went to the bank to make a withdrawal in order to celebrate my last day here in Italy with my friends. Apparently I'm overdrawn by 187 dollars so I'm eating nothing but leftover stale crackers to survive until I get free plane food on my way back home. FML

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Today, my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner. FML

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By Celina - 12/01/2009 09:55 - United States

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

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By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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By 97 - 17/02/2012 21:10 - United States

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

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By witt75 - 23/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

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By Scarlet - 09/08/2016 18:01

Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 08:39 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML

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By Jago - 12/08/2021 03:01

Today, I'm running so fucking low on money, I have to go to the supermarket to eat free bites of ham, cheese and whatever they have on their aisles for breakfast. FML

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aback 4

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:03

Leftover stale crackers to *survive*? Oh, honey--are you sure you'll make it? Maybe you should call the embassy.

unlucky91 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:05

If your friends were good.. they would pay for your last meal in Italy.

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justxdream 0

Friday 19 June 2009 14:57

how long do you think people in africa don't eat? selfish.

ozymandias_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:15

How do you mismanage your finances that badly?

Dummie 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:18

Wow... I ALMOST feel sorry for you. You're in Italy... eat the freaking crackers and enjoy your surroundings. I worked full time when I was in university and I lived on stale crackers and rice for months at a time. Crap that little bit of sympathy I had for you is gone....

beaniebabe 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:56

To survive?? You can live without food for a day

crystal122208 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:07

YDI for not keeping track of your money and also you make it sound like you're going to die from not eating properly for one day. Quit whining.

Jord111222333 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:43

If you were type 1 diabetic then I'd worry about not having food! otherwise, shh! :) your friends should have bought you food?!?

roarpants 0

Friday 19 June 2009 21:42

I think you'll make it one day.

funkymonkey90914 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:42

im in rome right now, and u need to monitor ur money waaay better. YDI for not being careful with ur cash, especially in a country as foreign as italy. although i hope u hacde some gelato :p...mmmm, limonciello!!