Intimacy: Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed:...

By crazystuff23 - 01/06/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML

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Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 07:17 - United States

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By Mavis - 03/02/2009 07:54 - Canada

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

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leandra12 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:02

That's why you shouldn't be facebook friends with your parents.

bluedoll 1

Monday 1 June 2009 20:03

That is why there are certain people in my life I refuse to be friends with on Facebook. But hey, finding out your parents like it in the A.M isn't as bad as it could be. They could be fans of "Sex on other people's bed" or something. How do you think you got here? Magic?

Comments

cherrytwiz 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:02

O.o fyl

Me_Muahahaha 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 7:37

Not onnly do you have u rents on facebook but u think this is fml worthy wow... fail.

schadenfreudeFTW 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:02

LOL! glad my parents are divorced :]

xXCODGODXx 11

Sunday 24 July 2011 19:00

u shouldnt be glad about that

JenDanielle917 13

Saturday 5 November 2011 17:13

Yeah, them having sex and loving eachother is a lot better than them being divorced and hating eachother.

leandra12 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:02

That's why you shouldn't be facebook friends with your parents.

hscx1017 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:03

HAHAHAH

davidomke 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:03

ROFL!

bluedoll 1

Monday 1 June 2009 20:03

Glam_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:04

Eh, parents need lovin' too. Sure, children don't want to hear about it, but it's not really a FML. At least you know your parents still love each other!

Praesse 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:04

Oh, poor you. Parents should always remember how horrible it was to know this kind of stuff about their own parents. Anyway, you should know better than having your parents on facebook.