By strawberry - 17/11/2015 17:51 - United States - Colorado Springs

Spicy
Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML
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LMAO__no 15

I would have laughed and promptly moved to another seat!

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TAntobella 14

Wow. Fire your friend..

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Comments

SecundusSecunda 27

Should've punched him in the dick and walked out

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shortcake18 15

The only thing I would be doing at that moment would be getting to the exit.

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miroku000 5

So, apparently your friend played a practical joke on him. I feel sorry for him.

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PeterB444 17

If only I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me..

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bazookajoey 27

I hope that you dumped your drink on his penis & then left OP

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Elban 20

Sounds like that ass didn't even buy her one or popcorn. No wonder it's an Fml. Guy better least pony up for some skittles

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HWICUNow 10

right. with popcorn you make a hole in the bottom

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hardcorefan16 22

You better of gotten up and slip your drink on him and left!!

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Alexandria79 22

wow! that's a new one, skipping straight over the arm stretch over shoulders thing! sounds like he's not been on many dates. what did you do OP?

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ShaynaMarie322 15

Sounds like he needs to "get used to" being single.

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