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Did you notice if he had red hair? If he did, you've narrowed it down to one of the Weasleys! Bloody Molly and her ugly Christmas sweaters.

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Well autocorrect is a cruel mistress always being rude by interrupting and changing words while I am trying to type

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It's like con artists putting a band-aid on their nose, so when people go to the cops the only description they give are "a guy that was just in a bar fight."

By  kut19

That's how they get you. Who needs a ski mask to rob someone when you've got a sweater with crocheted kittens on it?

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"Today, as a security guard, I was watching video footage of a person being robbed in the parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. It was so hideous that it burned my eyes as well as the security footage a few seconds after watching it. I am now blind. FML."

For some reason I feel like what he was stealing wasn't important if you didnt look at his face.... It would be my first reaction, but maybe I'm just awkward.

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My comment was also sarcasm, mainly because your comment was stupid. That is kind of the point of the fml. That's like saying that you wouldn't trip over a rock to someone who just had. Stupid and pointless.

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Why should I stop commenting? Because some idiot on the Internet told me to? I'm not obligated to listen to you, and your comment was almost as stupid as his. It was pointless, as is yours. We all know that if we were mugged we'd look at the mugger. No reason to say so if we're all thinking it. If you think his comment was meaningful you must be fucking retarded. My opinion.

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By the way number 7, no hard feelings. Sarcasm can come off quite harsh over the internet, and that was not my intention. I just felt that your comment was kind of unnecessary. If you took it as an insult, my apologies. Have a nice day. ;)

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Well OP didn't look at his face, all I said was if I robbed I would be smart enough to look at the guys face. No need be a douche bag!

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