Transportation: Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have...

By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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stefie413 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:11

Lol. Who cares? I think that it's awesome that you got the chance to show them who you are. **** 'em for being inconsiderate assholes.

LadyKaya 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:09

If you didn't want to tell the person who parked the car how bad of a job they did, don't go screwing with other people's cars. Grow some balls or go home quietly.

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happyvalleygirl 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:29

People have such big balls when they're in their cars but not so much when they get out. If you don't have the balls to say that to someone face-to-face, or to give someone the finger when you're not driving, don't do it. That's all.

bluedoll 1

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:35

Sort of like on the internet? People say things online because they're anonymous that they would never have the nerve to say to anyone personally. The racist, sexist, bigoted jerks come out of people when they sit down at a key board. *shrugs* OP: Really, this is not an FML. Had the person gotten out and beaten the snot out of you, then yes. But otherwise nope.

iloveblackshirt6 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:32

HAHAHAHA. you rock. that guy got OWNED (:

4ube_fml 6

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:43

stupid assholes who can't park properly to the spots designed for the size of their cars and give everyone else a hard time just to avoid walking 30 more feet.

hahaha6 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:45

I'm with #11. If you were bent on making sure the person knew what kind of ass they were, then it shouldn't matter that they were in the car. I would just be glad I could say it to their face.

TysonFawlay 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:50

Np. If you think this is "FYL" you shouldn't put up notes like this cause you can't back em up, but otherwise, no problem, I mean you did mean them to see you think they suck.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:56

http://xkcd.com/562/

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:06

YES.

Chalaka 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:08

the perfect solution

the_deuce 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:00

Okay i totally would have done the same thing!! LLS. I have anger issues, admittedly, and would have probably said something to the person in the car. LMAO. good one