Transportation: Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have...

By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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stefie413 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:11

Lol. Who cares? I think that it's awesome that you got the chance to show them who you are. **** 'em for being inconsiderate assholes.

LadyKaya 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:09

If you didn't want to tell the person who parked the car how bad of a job they did, don't go screwing with other people's cars. Grow some balls or go home quietly.

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Amkii 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:56

Well, the fact someone was in the car doesn't stop him/her from being a douchebag for his/her poor parking, so... I'd say you should be glad you wrote the note! (S)he still deserves to be told off for parking like a moron! Seriously. Who cares? It'd be a FML if (s)he saw the note right then, got out, and bashed your car up.

Amkii 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:58

sewer 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 8:42

Good, they deserved that note. Just unfortunate that there was someone sitting in the car because 1. you look like an idiot writing a note when someone's right there and 2. it's not about having balls, its about it not being a big enough deal to waste the time to argue in person.

ak7987 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 10:24

so??? thiss site is so gay

Bathory_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 11:28

I hate people like you. How do you know that the person in the car isn't waiting for someone that will be in the store for only a few minutes? You don't. They can't expect to know if you're getting back before they leave or not. And if you really ******* cared you could have simply asked the person in the car to move it. Assuming you stopped being such an idiot and noticed them. I hope your license gets revoked, bitch. And sewer, if it's "not that big a deal", why don't you stop wasting paper on stupid notes?

hahaha6 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 15:33

Ugh! Where do I begin???? "....people like you" ..... what? people who care if other people know how to operate a vehicle and park them correctly? It doesn't matter if it was only for a few minutes, don't park like an ass! And really, their license should be revoked?? Over leaving a note? The OP shouldn't have to tell someone to park correctly!

captain_apathy09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:58

i hate people like you too because you can't just laugh about something. and why the hell would my license get revoked? really? for leaving a stupid note for a moron that doesn't know the meaning of compact and obviously can't stay within the lines? if anything happened they would have gotten ticketed for being a moron and parking an SUV in a COMPACT parking space and for being over the line. what would have made me a bitch is if i called the police to come down and write them a ticket for being parked illegally, all while the person was sitting in their car...although that would have been funny too.

downzz 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 18:27

thats classic

captain_apathy09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:40

captain_apathy09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:50

for everyone who is saying you're a pussy, you don't have any balls, blah, blah, bitch, bitch....first off, thats not what its about and second, i left the note there didn't i? i didn't get out of my car once i noticed someone was in there (bc i noticed them as i was backing out of my spot to leave) and take the note off and then apologize for being an asshole to an asshole..that right there would have made me a pussy and a spineless bitch, but i stuck with it and laughed on the way home because i made a fool of myself..

Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:22

Well, At least you didn't be a total dick and key there car or something. Seriously, If you saw someone in the car, Knock on the ******* window and tell them too move. it's not that hard.