Intimacy: Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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Same thing different taste

Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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By bad boyfriend - 26/03/2010 01:50 - Canada

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML

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Confusing

By so confused - 09/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML

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Creepy thing to do, for sure

By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 16:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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Tedet 0

Friday 11 September 2009 23:27

You dress your hand up in sexy lingerie?

anelard 6

Sunday 16 December 2012 15:42

That is a disgusting thing to say to anyone. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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rocketgirl999 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:42

r u that bad!!?

theXriot 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:51

Y u have a small penis

TheSKRILLEXFAN 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:45

Sorry to hear that

xNephilim 18

Thursday 13 September 2012 10:03

You have three options. 1) Wait for her to become sexually attracted to you. Could take a while, or might never happen. 2) Decide to live a life with no or almost no sex. Sucks, but people do it all the time. You might even be able to compromise with her, who knows. 3) Reconsider your relationship and leave. Sex, while not being the most important part, IS a big part of a relationship. If she can't satisfy you (or won't, in this case) and is keeping herself from getting satisfied, you might want to leave, especially if that thought is unbearable for you.

itsjusyme 11

Thursday 14 March 2013 12:08

Very odd, time to move on

Mabonga 12

Monday 25 November 2013 12:56

switch the lights off next time

JenniferNThomas 14

Saturday 31 May 2014 1:15

If she thought that, then why was she wearing said "sexy lingerie"

CaroAurelia 12

Sunday 18 January 2015 5:31

Am I the only one who immediately wondered if maybe she's asexual? (She probably should have told OP that, but it could be that she hasn't even fully figured it out and is having issues with it.)