FML : Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well,...

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Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By je suis christy / Friday 9 January 2015 19:04 / Sweden - Stockholm

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By warsun | 27

#6168039 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:25

I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.

By crimsonprodigy | 15

#6168042 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:26

Did you confront her about it?

You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.

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By hamburgerjung | 18

#6168035 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:22

First!

kmarshofmywindow | 25

#6168037 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:24

Wow. Con-grat-u-FUCKING-lations. Do you want a medal, winner?

By warsun | 27

#6168039 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:25

I dont understand why people can't just honestly face eachother and breakup simply.

Joshwarrior | 36

#6168070 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:39

Because that is just to easy and people like to be the victim of course :/

Rinat_fml | 26

#6168085 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:49

Some people have no morals. I hope karma bites her nasty ass, OP.

countryb_cth | 38

#6168100 - Saturday 10 January 2015 1:02

Some people are very selfish and don't want to be the bad guy. They don't care what they do to the other person to make them look like the victim.

khaoticpanda | 28

#6168140 - Saturday 10 January 2015 1:59

If simply break up, find less sinister and aggressive ways.

ThatOneLazyChick | 9

#6168197 - Saturday 10 January 2015 3:10

#22 said it pretty perfectly

khaoticpanda | 28

#6168302 - Saturday 10 January 2015 6:48

Oops my phone froze and took out like a whole sentence from my comment. I dont even know what that was meant to say.

henrylikestreats | 22

#6168326 - Saturday 10 January 2015 8:25

That also takes respect... Which seems to be a dying factor in relationships nowadays.

Obito_Rocks | 6

#6168345 - Saturday 10 January 2015 9:55

Honestly, who's she trying to fool? She knows it's fake. OP knows it's fake. Why plant fake evidence in the bedroom unless she planned to bring others there anyway?

Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6168358 - Saturday 10 January 2015 10:18

She's trying to fool all their mutual friends. That way she gets to keep them. My advice is to let her. Someone that manipulative will eventually screw them over too and they'll realise they were in the wrong.

dcea | 17

#6722019 - Tuesday 13 December 2016 3:50

beacause breaking up is in no way simple. Everything but simple.

By K_kanaka | 26

#6168040 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:25

I just felt like I read a scene for a sitcom.

MrConcise | 34

#6168108 - Saturday 10 January 2015 1:09

It would be funnier with a laugh track and overdramatic actors, because the situation alone is depressing.

Actually, this might have worked on Louie...

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#6168239 - Saturday 10 January 2015 4:42

ya a sitcom where the boyfriend posts a fml trying to look innocent but when in reality he did cheat. where's the proof?

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#6168268 - Saturday 10 January 2015 5:05

#59 why the fuck would OP post a FML lying?

ElricMustang | 23

#6168299 - Saturday 10 January 2015 6:00

Where's the proof that he did cheat?
Why do you assume that he cheated?

slyde32 | 12

#6168311 - Saturday 10 January 2015 7:21

#59 are you the kind of girl who sits on Facebook and other social media sites whinging about how you can't find a nice guy and all guys are the same all they want is sex?

killer0689 | 20

#6168349 - Saturday 10 January 2015 10:04

it seems #59 does the same as the girl did. and she is a bloody cheat

By emile_heskey | 11

#6168041 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:26

Username...

Also, fuck bitches man

coming back in the future | 30

#6168273 - Saturday 10 January 2015 5:09

It means "i am christy"

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6168506 - Saturday 10 January 2015 15:26

Ain't nothin but hoes & tricks.

Surge_Heart | 12

#6168746 - Saturday 10 January 2015 19:59

I think the username was a play on the phrase stemming from the terrorist attack in Paris recently ..

By crimsonprodigy | 15

#6168042 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:26

Did you confront her about it?

You saw her put it there, call her out on her stupidity... Honestly what kind of moron has to go that far just to break up.

DomiLove | 26

#6168158 - Saturday 10 January 2015 2:16

I didn't cheat! She put it there! Not that believable especially if you already look like the bad guy to all your friends :/

Kielnmsoftly | 26

#6168165 - Saturday 10 January 2015 2:21

But your "friends" should believe you if you tell them. I can't figure out why retards now a days have to make a reason to feel like a victim. Hope someone actually cheats on her ass and nobody cares then. Good luck getting this straightened out OP.

crimsonprodigy | 15

#6168173 - Saturday 10 January 2015 2:36

Ideally it would've been better to say it during her discovery.

GF " OMG whose panties are these? YOU CHEATED ON ME"
BF "You put them there yourself... "

howard007 | 18

#6168232 - Saturday 10 January 2015 4:37

I suggest you to turn it on her and tell everyone it was a surprise and she was paranoid an instantly broke up and left you right away showing she wasn't worth it in the end.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6168321 - Saturday 10 January 2015 8:03

Some people get some sort of satisfaction by ruining another's credibility/status quo or by playing a victim...

chosha_fml | 25

#6168900 - Saturday 10 January 2015 23:28

#6 And why do it anyway? She could have just lied to everyone else and the result would have been the same. It's not like her little drama scene was going to convince OP, even if he hadn't seen her put them there. He knows he didn't cheat.

By foxmatrix15 | 8

#6168043 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:26

What???? Confused. What u didn't mind asking her why she did that? U sound like she overpowered u and she wanted an excuse to dump u so she planted it there

ChristianH39 | 30

#6168104 - Saturday 10 January 2015 1:04

OP's girlfriend wanted to breakup with him, so she planted lingerie under the bed and later acted like she found it and it wasn't hers, thereby framing OP for cheating.

By VonBlitzkrieg | 27

#6168050 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:28

Wow, what an absolute bitch. I don't understand what happens in people's brains that they're capable of doing such terrible things to people they were dear to.

LittleBlackbird | 20

#6168068 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:39

Not to mention they make the other one seem like the bad person. Cheating is an awful thing to do, but faking someone's cheating at least just at much.

dragonrider1959 | 18

#6168110 - Saturday 10 January 2015 1:12

They were never dear to them, some people like this girl only date someone for the sake of dating someone.

By Leafa | 21

#6168052 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:29

You did tell her you saw when she put it there right? Either way, fyl

By quickit | 24

#6168055 - Saturday 10 January 2015 0:29

What a little immature little rat-squid. If that's the type of person she is, you're far better off without her. I hope you can clear up your reputation OP.