Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options.... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

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By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 13:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

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By fmylyfe - 09/11/2013 14:15 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, while working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML

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By Bearwaitressities - 15/02/2017 21:00 - South Africa - Durban

Today, whilst working my waitressing job, I had a patron lose his rag at me because there was too much "green stuff" in his salad. What did he expect? Chicken? FML

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Is that even legal?

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the cafeteria at work like I usually do, but couldn't find anything I liked. Turns out there's a new policy in place: the cafeteria is now serving only vegan foodstuffs. FML

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By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By why - 02/05/2016 20:08 - United States - Beachwood

Today, the family I was serving had ordered calamari and when I brought out the food, they started yelling at me because apparently their daughter was allergic to it. Just why would you order it then? FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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senor_octubre 24

Monday 6 July 2015 11:39

Hey at least they didn't offer you a salad with meat in it...oh wait...

rhysfucker 24

Monday 6 July 2015 11:40

"Yeah, hold the chicken..."

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onehotmomma90 12

Monday 6 July 2015 13:21

What about the bacon? Most Caesar salads at restaurants have bacon bits.

Not_Creative 12

Monday 6 July 2015 13:50

Where are you getting your Caesar salads? I eat a lot of Caesar salads at restaurants and at home and have never had/put bacon bits in them.

sandman676 20

Monday 6 July 2015 14:05

No bacon in Cesar salad HOW RUDE!!!

B00K_L0V3R93 31

Monday 6 July 2015 15:36

Then you're not eating a proper Chicken Caesar Salad. The typical ingredients for a Caesar Salad (and every Caesar Salad I've ever eaten) include coz lettuce, bacon bits, Parmesan cheese, croutons, egg (which can be optional) and dressing. Bacon is a necessity.

glabberfasted 16

Tuesday 7 July 2015 13:39

I have ordered a Caesar salad at every restaurant I frequent, and I have never once seen bacon in one...

vikky538 28

Monday 6 July 2015 13:39

Just because the name has salad... Doesn't mean it's vegetarian

worldclassrager 39

Monday 6 July 2015 14:09

It's fake chicken? And sometimes Caesar dressing has anchovies in it...so it looks like hold the chicken and a different dressing...or something else...there is bound to be something else on there...

TKPhai 21

Monday 6 July 2015 15:07

"Yup, chicken Ceaser salad would be fine, just don't put any chicken in it."

allforfun 23

Monday 6 July 2015 15:44

Being a vegetarian for 14 years I've heard this 1000 times.

SirMrButters 28

Monday 6 July 2015 17:22

That's why you tell them that chicken is meat for there tip

DroidFox 10

Monday 6 July 2015 17:56

YDI for being a vegetarian.

blueideamonkey97 11

Monday 6 July 2015 18:19

I was at a restaurant and asked if they had vegan options and she said "well we've got a turkey burger." I said, "that's not vegan," and she responded, "are you sure?"

IWishIWasObama 12

Monday 6 July 2015 18:40

eh.. close enough, lol

733yoda_fml 19

Monday 6 July 2015 20:08

Take the offer! Chicken Caesar is my favorite salad!

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