By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
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senor_octubre 24

Hey at least they didn't offer you a salad with meat in it...oh wait...

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captainsmegma 12

Sure if it is topped with bacon and beef gravey!

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subscript 15

They can't even say chickens are vegetarians so it will get passed on to you

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nevereyes 31

Um so? That's what you get for having a bad choice of diet. People/restaurants aren't required to baby your improper food choices

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Isa_fml 20

You don't understand how business work, do you?

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Fairyjoshy 13

Actually, no, you don't. Demand drives business. There is a demand for vegetarian options. Therefore, it is profitable to supply to the demand.

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LastResort318 14

It's not profitable unless there is a a high enough demand for it.

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glabberfasted 16

There is not a high enough demand to out weigh the cost, 100. Obviously, or they would have vegetarian options.

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nevereyes 31

There's only a demand for vegan/veg options at places that want to cater to them. Ditto with triple extra large clothing.

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sav_byrne 4

Most proper Caesar Dressings have anchovies in it, they probably said chicken at the beginning out of habit

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liza1922 7

Totally understand, I'm allergic to soy. Went out for frozen yogurt, asked if it had soy and was answered with "no its dairy free"

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Hyenayena 27

I feel ya. I work at Pizza Hut and today my manager made some chicken lovers pizza, knowing I'm a vegetarian. I told her I appreciated it, and that its okay f everyone else eats it Because as I had said, I'm a vegetarian. She said "oh! But it doesn't have meat!" Me: "yeah... Chicken is meat. Let me clarify: i don't eat anything that has fur, feathers, etc. no animals" Her: "okay but you can still have a slice! It's already dead"

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wsj93 6

Or you could just eat meat.. It's good for you!

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Ted_brosby 4

Should've went out back and got some grass. Lol. Damn vegetarians. Where's my steak?

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TallMist 32

Wow. All the hate against vegetarians. You know, I'm not in any way, shape, or form a vegetarian, but I'll still respect people for not liking what they don't like.

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