Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options.... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

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By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 13:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

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By fmylyfe - 09/11/2013 14:15 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, while working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML

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By Bearwaitressities - 15/02/2017 21:00 - South Africa - Durban

Today, whilst working my waitressing job, I had a patron lose his rag at me because there was too much "green stuff" in his salad. What did he expect? Chicken? FML

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Is that even legal?

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the cafeteria at work like I usually do, but couldn't find anything I liked. Turns out there's a new policy in place: the cafeteria is now serving only vegan foodstuffs. FML

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By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By why - 02/05/2016 20:08 - United States - Beachwood

Today, the family I was serving had ordered calamari and when I brought out the food, they started yelling at me because apparently their daughter was allergic to it. Just why would you order it then? FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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senor_octubre 24

Monday 6 July 2015 11:39

Hey at least they didn't offer you a salad with meat in it...oh wait...

rhysfucker 24

Monday 6 July 2015 11:40

"Yeah, hold the chicken..."

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samlovesham1234 9

Tuesday 7 July 2015 20:11

As Bill Engvall says, "Here's your sign."

Titanfist7 5

Wednesday 8 July 2015 6:26

are you sure they heard you right?he/she might have accidentally said that without thinking or just have heard:"what salad options do u have?"

rajput 17

Friday 10 July 2015 1:51

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JCal585 8

Friday 10 July 2015 3:05

You know what your dietary restrictions are, why can't you look at their menu and decide what you can eat?

Tytonic 16

Wednesday 23 December 2015 6:44

We have water, and, uh... Air. We have air.

LeoCor 19

Saturday 8 July 2017 10:42

Just ask without the chicken... if they bring out chicken overdose it in salt and tell the waiter you're allergic to chicken and asked for without the chicken butnthey still gave it to you... the salt is to know if they just took the chicken out or made a new one

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