Money: Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred...

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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Mysterious

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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Honesty doesn't pay

By Hayls5 - 04/07/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the man's house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us, "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML

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JillianlikesVogu 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:41

Why do people use the word 'retard' in that way? YDI for being ignorant and cruel.

ladybunny 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:40

haaa karma bit you in the ass big time

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:16

Now you really are sorry for the loser. Thank your friend for making a truth teller out of you.

KRoNiiK_fml 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:21

wow so many FMls of the same thing. FAKEE!

xStiina 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:23

Haha sucks to be you don't it.

fridaf 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:23

owned.

fakeaccountX 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:24

I don't feel sorry for you, retard.

HoneyBall 3

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:25

karma's a bitch

FLCL4711Fox 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:31

self owned

zemo999 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:33

your right, I feel sorry for the retard too...

mandyd80 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 14:38

I love it when people use the offensive term "retard" when they almost qualify for that label themselves. It is *you're*, genius.

iRyanJr 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:33

That's what we call karma. Don't call others names. Lesson learned.

biskitbukit 7

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:39

That's terrible, you shouldn't say retard. It's pronounced " Ratawd "

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Grab it while you can

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