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1. Decide to shave your arms. 2. Shave all your hair, but leave a nice patch that says "FUCK YOU MATH TEACHER." 3. Show it to your math teacher. 4. Put on your shades and walk away in slow motion. You will gain +4 to your "badass" stat 5. Shave off the rest of the hair and gain +5 to your "attractive" stat.

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1-I'm female. I don't wax or shave my arms. My arm hair is just fine... it's thin/sparse and fair. I'm sorry yours is ape-esque... OP - You should have brought that to the teacher's attention and PROVED you didn't cheat.

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Please, don't make me laugh. Arguing with a person who can't even form a structured sentence, is like arguing with a door. You'll quickly say "im not goin to argue anymore ur a bitch"

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Really? That's it? All that anticipation and that's all you deliver? I'm disappointed. You come on this site and hit on random guys and you're going to accuse me of having no friends. I'm not the one that needs to come online to get attention.

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50 - It's barely begun (assuming you stick around) and she's already got two friends (and an unknown) supporting her. So, it appears you're blind, dumb, and illiterate. Good combo.

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Pen - You did? Thank you! Extra butter, right? Anna - Why does this always happen to you? Moron - Sure. We'll choke on our interwebs popcorn. Just for you.

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Are you replying or is it a figment of my imagination? I don't stick around. I'm online and I get notified whenever your dumb-ass replies. I don't know, Steff. I'm just that loved. :P

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I'll tell you why this always happens to you. it happens because you always have a smart ass remark and people are sick of your attitude that there wrong and your always right.

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If you didn't already gather, Pendatik and Steff are actually personal friends of mine. It just goes to show how little you know. Does something productive involve hitting on random guys on FML?

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Freaks? Excuse me. Last time I checked, *checks in the mirror just to be sure* I don't look like I freak! D: Mmm... both please! :) It's going to be a long... err... "showing". Pen - She wants balls. You provide. It's either you or Eli...

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It's me you're talking too. I'm very persuasive and I will wear my cleavage shirt. That way I can bring weed into the show if I want too. (Not that I would)

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I feel like the luckiest person in the world. Having all of these beautiful ladies and Pendatik to go to a movie with. How about we make a day out of it? Olive Garden for lunch, movie and dinner at Red Lobster.

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Anna - You paying? Yeah? Cool. It's a date, miss sixty-hours-a-week. :) Sourgirl - What exactly is it? What does it taste like? The only reviews I've heard are, I loved it, or I hated it.

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The argument was a disappointment and I got hungry reading this. I'm going to start leaving typos and misplaced commas lying around if somebody doesn't give me some tiramisu or prawns.

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I was going to say that I wasted 10 minutes reading that entire "argument" (can it be called an argument when one person was soundly beaten with little effort from the other person?), but I ended up being entertained by your movie/date/food plans, and it ended up being a very enjoyable ten minutes. :) That was a very long sentence.

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I can't believe I just read this entire thread. flippityflappity sure disappeared in a hurry. I thought she put up a spirited fight for a few minutes. Not bad for a 16 year old kid. Seriously, FFML, pendatik, steff, sourgirl- I want my 3 minutes back.

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171 - I love how you mysteriously disappear, and then lo and behold, you've reappeared as soon as people wonder why you left so quickly. No need to defend your honour... there's nothing left to defend.

1. Decide to shave your arms. 2. Shave all your hair, but leave a nice patch that says "FUCK YOU MATH TEACHER." 3. Show it to your math teacher. 4. Put on your shades and walk away in slow motion. You will gain +4 to your "badass" stat 5. Shave off the rest of the hair and gain +5 to your "attractive" stat.

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