Money: Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred...

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By Hayls5 - 04/07/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the man's house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us, "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML

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Sunday 10 October 2010 1:41

Why do people use the word 'retard' in that way? YDI for being ignorant and cruel.

ladybunny 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:40

haaa karma bit you in the ass big time

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tnb0005 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:36

way to be a dumbass!

Illyssa_fml 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:37

Haha!! atleast it was your friend that picked it up

akisensei 3

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:49

Retard. You have to ask the bank for hundred dollar notes. You deserve to lose it for not bothering to just take twenties.

Schizomaniac 24

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:35

I completely agree. We all know that the only possible way to obtain a 100 dollar bill is by specifically requesting one from the bank. It is absolutely ridiculous to assume that the OP came into possession of one by any other means.

dejavu627 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:06

Don't worry you're in Canada I'm sure some other retard would drop their $100 for you soon enough.

iltby 3

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:12

Karma. Everyone has dropped money accidentally at one point or another, it doesn't make them a 'retard.'

iEmily 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:13

Wow, who finds a hundred bucks and just keeps it without handing it into someone? If I found that much money I'd hand it in, and if no one claims it then it's mine.