By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 12:20 - Slovakia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 089
You deserved it 9 615

Same thing different taste

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Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

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I bet you wanted to slytherin to a hole from embarrassment

That is probably one of those things that, if all goes well, will be brought up at your wedding, or your anniversary bash, or something. It's cute. Don't sweat it. Unless he stormed out in table-flipping, cactus-flailing, SUV-launching anger, in which case you seriously dodged a bullet there.

#27, that was simply hilarious. So, you're implying that op's boyfriend/crush/date is The Hulk. Or that fag off of wwe that says FEED ME MORE. Lol

spekledworf 18

This FML needs to be edited... out* and I*

I agree, unless the guy was freaking out, this is really just a cute memory you two can share. Don't worry about it. :)

Dobby has made dumb comment, dobby is single!

Justop... in an attempt to say just stop.

That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

If he has a sense of humor, he won't mind your slip. If he doesn't, well, you don't want to be with such a person, do you?