Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 12:20 - Slovakia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 10:10 - Netherlands

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

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By Alone - 21/05/2014 11:05 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML

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Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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By misTreated - 30/05/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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Wet dream

By Annettedarling - 21/04/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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ICastillo 24

Thursday 10 January 2013 19:01

Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Thursday 10 January 2013 19:01

I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

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juwood 7

Thursday 10 January 2013 23:29

I think most guys would find something like that cute. I wouldn't be worried.

maddygirl820 10

Thursday 10 January 2013 23:33

Close enough

Mkymouse 2

Thursday 10 January 2013 23:33

Well if you mix the 2 that's a really good name.. Someone once told me they were breeding a cocker and a pug so it was a pucker...

cloth101 5

Thursday 10 January 2013 23:38

That. Is just classic! I hope they start breeding dumbledores now!

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 10 January 2013 23:52

56 - Sean Connery's already got that with "Shtop."

devil_laugh 8

Friday 11 January 2013 0:32

Ladies and gents, no big issue here. -.-

JanisEvans 10

Friday 11 January 2013 0:46

I actually think that's really cute.

TheWorldGreatest 8

Friday 11 January 2013 0:50

Too funny

thatonename 7

Friday 11 January 2013 1:02

38) any idea why every single one of your comments gets double posted? I'm not bitching or anything, it's just really odd to me. It's only you and it's every comment.