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By bham boy - 20/04/2011 08:10

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML

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By Zanna - 23/03/2017 12:00

Today, a job candidate I was interviewing took a drink of water, and let it dribble down her chin and shirt while making fixed eye contact with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:25 - United States

Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML

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By hhhhhhh - 21/04/2022 12:00

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. Things were going well, the lady was about to offer me the job, but then I got the hiccups. She immediately changed her tone and said, “Yeah, I think we’re done here. Next time, don’t show up to a job interview drunk.” I had no alcohol in my system. FML

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By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 10:19

Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 02:00

Today, I walked into a job interview, then turned round and walked back out again. The interviewer was a one-night stand that ended very badly months ago, and she remembered me. I could see in her face the interview was pointless, so instead of grovelling I went to the pub to drown my sorrows. FML

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By Cup_of___ - 26/11/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

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Riveting

By Kebabjoon - 29/04/2011 11:36 - Spain

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 21:29 - United States - Augusta

Today, I went to a job interview. It was my last shot of getting a job before my savings run dry. It all went well until I was asked why I wanted to join the company. I got flustered and stuttered, "Because I um, I like money?" The guy gave me the most insincere "We'll be in touch." ever. FML

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SayItNicely 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:06

Did you get it?

lazerdude07 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:07

you should have asked for some milk straight from the breast

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cobras40 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:20

this one is stupid

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:39

This comment is stupid.

ButtRaep 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:18

so if ur face

techweed 12

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:36

I think the interviewer got the impression you were gay and horny

c8750 2

Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:31

WTF?!?!?!?!

IIRoxieII 12

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:37

that's so random!!

GoodOneKidd0 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:43

actually, asking for something odd like that majes you seem unique and memorable.

flickyourbic1223 7

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:57

Yea the interviewer more than likely loved the originality. :) Im sure OP played it off and used it to their advantage.!

killakalli 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:43

Did the interviewer happen to have big-ass ******* or what? Your subconscious might have been showing it's naughty little head.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 20 April 2011 15:18

Yeah. I loves me some ass-*******

ReaganKJ 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:44

hahhaha that's absolutely hilarious. I totally laughed out loud

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:49

Lol did this ruin your chance of getting the job? Maybe the employer was like "i like this candidate they know exactly what they want and make quick, on the spot decisions"

Wheredidgrungego 12

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:53

Dude, milk is awesome! I would've hired you right there for choosing a beverage that not only tastes great, but is low in calories too!

hatesboners 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:48

low? the average cup of milk is 100 calories or so.

tona01 16

Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:58

shut up hater milk id awesome so is your mom

ChantelRenaeee 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:00

hahaha silly silly boy.

snoopatroopa 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:05

that's Hilarious!!

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