By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 07:27 - South Africa

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML
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SayItNicely 0

Do you happen to work at the same place as the person who asked for a bottle of milk? Then that wouldn't seem so weird...

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leeshxx 3

*facepalm* lame lol. watchout for the pinkeye :)

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rallets 22

you shouldve moo-ved out of the way

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ImaWiseGuy 5

what udder tragedy.....

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GigglePony 13

Wow, that sure sucks LOLOLOL AMICOOLYET?

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locachick101 0

eww you don't shit in your eye..pinkeye!!

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AnagenisisZagus 13

109- Yes, yes you did. Congratulations. You all win. Woo-hoo. Now, go home.

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nalia18 8

She was just trying to furtilize your eye so you can see beter. now whats wrong with that?

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themanhw 0

wut a shitface, lol

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Crazy4Christ 0

Ur prof pic cracks me up!

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skeezle 0

141 - you mean 3 successful attempts at humor :)

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WOGBRO 6

Are talking about 147s yeah I almost died from laughing.

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chickenfriedCG 0

^hell. apparently auto correct does not speak of the devils homeland

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SayItNicely 0

Do you happen to work at the same place as the person who asked for a bottle of milk? Then that wouldn't seem so weird...

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Mjfalcon 8

EPIC. you deserve a high-five.

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Crucial347 0

it's hardly a reference the two posts are touching! my 3 year old can connect the dots between milk and cow :|

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mischiefkel 17

haha #1 I see what you did there!

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robc32ca 4

wow good aim! how did it only get on your left eyeball? cows make pretty big patties!

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lmaoatall 6

I'm saying bad aim. the cow was shooting for the mouth!

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flighted 1

hey guys, ever think the cow's sh** landed ON HER FACE but on the side of her left eye? And why would think be fake? Shes a STUDENT VET so she doesn't know how to properly do things, and millions of people have been pooped on by cows as they learn how to properly milk one.

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cobras40 0

o hey btw u might not wanna put ur head under the cows ass but rather to it's side when u milk it.

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SteelCladAngel 0

not all farms have herringbone or open milking parlours the dairy I worked on the workers stood in a pit and the cows on the platform straight in a row with a catch tray behind them....(catch tray didn't always work though ) and we put the milkere between their hind legs

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SteelCladAngel 0

not all farms have herringbone or open milking parlours the dairy I worked on the workers stood in a pit and the cows on the platform straight in a row with a catch tray behind them....(catch tray didn't always work though ) and we put the milkere between their hind legs

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Tama_fml 13

then you'd know - cows lift their tails before anything comes out and in those few nanoseconds you get the hell out of there.

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SteelCladAngel 0

most dairy farms remove all but an 8-12 chunk of the cows tail for cleanliness if the cow is above you with a poop tray and your head is in line with the udder it's not likely that you'll see the tail go up I got shat on a few times working on a dairy

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gearsmaster 0

you know too much about cow shit. I think I speak for all of us and can safely say you worry us.

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Tama_fml 13

And I lived on a dairy farm, and we didn't cut the tails off. I'm pretty sure docking tails on cows is as illegal as it is for dogs. but maybe that's just in scotland.

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FreakyMySlinky 7

Docking a dog's tail isn't illegal in America...

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cldean24 4

How were you stupid enough to let this happen? You milk a cow from it's side, why were you near its ass? I suppose from splatter, but I tend to move my face away from cow shit.

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SteelCladAngel 0

http://www.epa.gov/agriculture/ag101/dairymilking.html look at the first image you milk from behind there is a catch tray behind the cow sometimes the cow is too short to reach the catch tray, resulting in shit on the platform, or the persons head/face/arm if they happen to be putting a milker on or treating a cow for mastitis or what's called 'killing a quarter'

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SteelCladAngel 0

http://www.epa.gov/agriculture/ag101/dairymilking.html look at the first image you milk from behind there is a catch tray behind the cow sometimes the cow is too short to reach the catch tray, resulting in shit on the platform, or the persons head/face/arm if they happen to be putting a milker on or treating a cow for mastitis or what's called 'killing a quarter'

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cldean24 4

Ah, I see. Guess I should have looked up using the milk pump before I opened my dumbass mouth eh? I've only ever done traditional milking.

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SteelCladAngel 0

:) it's ok! a lot of people associate milking with hand milking or 'little house on the prairie/Amish situations', if they didn't grow up/around farms with machines doing the work. I probably would have thought the same if I hadn't been around larger scale farms since I was a very little girl :)

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SteelCladAngel 0

:) it's ok! a lot of people associate milking with hand milking or 'little house on the prairie/Amish situations', if they didn't grow up/around farms with machines doing the work. I probably would have thought the same if I hadn't been around larger scale farms since I was a very little girl :)

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cmyk 19

you dont milk from behind as the cow kicks. everyone who have worked on a farm know they got a blind spot straight behind and do kick. why its safer to stand next too it, not behind it.

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TheDrifter 23

The milking machine I grew up with was operated from the side. The one in the link is an extremely poor design, with slight productivity increases well outweighed by it's drawbacks. Bu hey, it's a lot cheaper.

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awardZu 0

Maybe it's just me, but we always hooked up our milker from the side. I don't know about huge dairy farms, but our smaller scale operation was apparently run differently. Side = no shit in your eye.

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SteelCladAngel 0

we milked about 400 and milked from behind I never said all dairies milk from behind lol my uncle had a pit parlour where we milked from behind(400 milking cows) my dad, with less than 100 milking cows milks from the side I got kick more at my dads than at my uncles farm

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SteelCladAngel 0

we milked about 400 and milked from behind I never said all dairies milk from behind lol my uncle had a pit parlour where we milked from behind(400 milking cows) my dad, with less than 100 milking cows milks from the side I got kick more at my dads than at my uncles farm

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Bofferding_fml 6

"milk someone from behind" sounds kinda funny if you ask me...

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redbluegreen 40

Was there something wrong with your right eyeball that persuaded her to aim for the left? Or was it more like udder chaos down there, OP?

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Beebow_fml 5

Closer to anal rather than udder.

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