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  iiAntheA17  |  7

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  FMLshark  |  12

And the brutal rush for first comment sacrifices yet more precious space in the FML comment section. Space for the first comment...you will be missed.

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  Ch0sen  |  13

Although I don't have quite that many comments under my belt, I've been lurking in the dark recesses of this site for a while and still cannot understand why some are so seemingly possessed with the obsession of being the first commenter. On top of that, I would also like to know the reason behind commenting when you have nothing worth reading to say; you're effectively inviting and condemning yourself to Execution by Thumbs. The evident lack of brain utilization on this site is truly amazing.

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I'm pretty sure they taught us in school you are not supposed to use "and" at the beginning of a sentence. If it is a number below 11 you are suppose to spell it out (it makes you look lazy). Its h not H. I didn't realize that getting the first post was this amazing thing. Maybe you should try out a new hobby there number 14.

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Letters also aren't supposed to be standalone. They need quotation marks around them. As in: Jimmy got an "A" on his history final. Now that we're done nit-picking each other's grammar, we can move on.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

Thank you! I was about to say something myself, they talk about this in the movie "Finding Forester" and explain it can be used to make an important sentence stand out.

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  Ch0sen  |  13

Well, according to a theory of Freud, we are naturally the most strongly attracted to women who resemble our own mothers, either physically or ideologically. In peon's terms, this means it's more likely "he will love you long time" - congratulations.

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  SolanumX  |  6

This sounds more annoying (from what I can derive from the FML) than insulting or destructive. I guess if I was mistaken for a persons dad it would be similar to being mistaken for your friend or brother. I could see this leading to the point of exasperation. As a side note, I had to check and see if this story was based out of Alabama. That might have shed more light on this...

By  iiAntheA17  |  7

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  iiAntheA17  |  7

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  br0ccoli  |  14

43- 2 to. 9.5? Never. Makeup isn't magic. There has to be a foundation there or at least decent bone structure. It's never more than a 3-point increase.

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  Michael_92  |  19

@55 Now let me share a little story with you. If a guy likes a girl for who she is then it won't matter if she wears makeup or not. There will always be someone out there that appreciates your natural self. Not the fake one with makeup all over them.

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  NOOBSQUAD  |  0

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...the only makeup I wear is a bit of eyeliner, eyeshadow(sometimes), and occasionally some lip gloss. If someone I like isn't satisfied, fuck 'em. I dress to please myself. If women were to dress for guys, we'd all just walk around naked.

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  OhDearBetrayal  |  25

Thanks for all of the inspirational woman empowerment talk guys, but I think the point of what she said was missed. She was talking about how with a little makeup a guy who is obsessed with good looking girls changed his view on her. The power of makeup is what was the point, not how she's with a guy who's only into her looks.

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  Mioko_fml  |  6

Actually 46, it is possible. Yes I know I'm kind of late in this topic. But I have seen videos of asian cover models remove their makeup. And yes, the difference is heaven and hell. Trying YouTube-ing it :p

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  Mioko_fml  |  6

Too late to edit, but I think they might have mistaken her from behind. I mistaken people a lot because their back view look similar... I can be wrong tho.

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I kind of agree. My sister-in-law wears a TON of makeup. I saw her once without it and D: she was hideous. Washed out, haggard and just sickly. Makeup can (in a LOT of cases) change the way you look. Professional makeup artists can turn a dude into a gorgeous chick in seconds. Or a dude into a flesh eating half-faced zombie. Just gotta be talented

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  iiAntheA17  |  7

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  iiAntheA17  |  7

90- Sorry I'll change it. It's only like that when I'm in tank tops. And that's what I usually where cause its hot here. But I'll change it too make everyone happy.

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  AbbyAbyss  |  5

I don't see cleavage anywhere on 18's profile, considering you're talking about her. Oh shit. Am I defective?! Edit- Well, I'm an idiot who didn't read the whole thread. She changed it, that's why I saw no cleavage. Excuse me while I facewall.

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