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I use to get so paranoid while masturbating that someone installed cameras in my teddy bears to watch me that i always had to hide them in the closet while doing it lol you're not the only irrationally paranoid one

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Installing cameras in teddies, so cliché. I install mine in clothes, TVs, windows, doors, kitchen sink, microwave, plates, fridges and curtains. You can be assured that I kept a couple in your closet and I saw you each time.

Sometimes I thought that my desktop had cameras even though they didn't and then I'd get caught and it'll be in the computer. Lol! At least you were smart enough to watch it on your phone so you wouldn't risk a virus on your computer!

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My ex got a virus on his phone from a porn site. This virus was sending texts to premium numbers and they weren't recorded in the text history on the phone, so he ended up with an extra £100 on his phone bill. It wasn't until he told me about the extra charges that I found the virus and got rid of it for him, and then he had to confess to watching porn after saying "i never watch porn especially on my phone!" lol. Most of the virus infested pcs I've had to fix have been because of porn. Around 60% of the webpages have viruses on them, they might not be harmful but they're there as they get a lot of traffic and advertising is what keeps them going.

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What phone does he use? He probably signed himself up. Theres no way you would sent out texts or anything of that nature. I've never gotten a virus on my phone(android) and I've been browsing on there for about 5+ years. Maybe he tried to download something instead of streaming.

They are watching, yes. But they don't care about what you whack off to. In reality it all goes into a big jumble of data where an individual is not distinguishable. They only monitor "suspected terrorists/criminals" as an individual.

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It never ceases to amaze me when people believe what intelligence agencies tell them. As if the people they are investigating are not watching. They lie all the time. The only time you find out what they are doing is when they get caught.

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