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By  XaosZaleski  |  0

So...instead of plugging in your laptop last night, you decided to polish your knob off and head to bed? If you knew you needed your laptop for work, you should probably charge it the night before. Fuck. I hope stupidity isn't contagious.

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  jchansfan  |  0

lol #3, awesome. XD OP, You shouldn't watch Porn. D:

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  SneakyMuffin  |  0

You, sir, are more awesome than Barney Stinsen (How I Met Your Mother).

By  XaosZaleski  |  0

So...instead of plugging in your laptop last night, you decided to polish your knob off and head to bed? If you knew you needed your laptop for work, you should probably charge it the night before. Fuck. I hope stupidity isn't contagious.

By  invisiblerabbit  |  0

yeah, i once had that happen. although, must add, i work for a pornsite company. so they thought it was a part of my proposal, so i got really great reviews from my colleagues.

By  ladiesman14  |  0

oh i love girls who do those things. oh and i love porn too but not as much. a guy at work got fired for looking at girl and a donkey video on his iphone. i almost got fired for saying im hung like a horse.

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  perdix  |  29

Funny coincidence. On my first day, I was sitting around a conference table with my boss and my collegues, all male. I said, "Hey, guys, let's all whip out our dicks! Ten bucks says I got the smallest weiner in here!" No one took me up and my boss wanted to fire me. But everybody laughed and they kept me. You don't know how un-threatened guys feel when they think you have a teeny-peeny. It was a great career move.

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