By CALIdime_15 - 05/05/2012 05:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
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itssosparkly 21

Don't take it to heart. Maybe he and dicks just have more in common.

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pagullarka 9

You need to have a conversation with his balls and slap them a couple of times for being rude and talking back to you mean.

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perdix 29

Why not? His penis probably gives him hours of pleasure without having to deal with any bitching or nagging. Except when he contracts an STD.

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Brownie101abc 7

All of these FML's about bad boyfriends and them doing stupid things. He better be hot if you like a guy that stupid

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bubo_fml 10

End the conversation immediately by taking matters into your own hands!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Your pussy is dying for a word with his penis.

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DespairFaction 11

If I'm going to talk to my penis, you better believe its going to be dirty talk. I don't though because that is a little weird.

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Morew8 0

You may want to put in more work in the bedroom

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CFish123 1

Give him ******** then he will be nice to you :) my gf knows her place

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Living_Fetus13 0

You dont have a penis therefore you just wouldnt understand

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1094568 1

A man cannot live without a penis....

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