By CALIdime_15 - 05/05/2012 05:42 - United States

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Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
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itssosparkly 21

Don't take it to heart. Maybe he and dicks just have more in common.

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groupleader 7

Try talking to your pussy when he can see/hear you. Just be sure not to echo too much, that is a real turn off to us guys.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

op you have to remember that your boyfriend like most guys is kind of attached to his penis.

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theevilduchess 12

You chose to be with this guy. It's not like you just realized he is nicer to his man bits than he is to you. So YDI, op.

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TwiztedYuri 9

soon talking won't work. that's when you introduce him to viagra

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tireddog 3

Well he is kinda more attached to his penis, but still shouldn't be having full conversations with it.

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ardencred 7

so when he is mad at his penis does he say "penis talk to the hand!"

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destkay 9

He can control his penis better than he can with your boring self. Or why else would he talk to his penis OP

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HerrBawl 4

In all fairness, he's had a longer relationship with the little guy than with you.

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sidvand 2

Small things amuse small minds!!!

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Lisianthus 13

Its either your boring or he's just a little on the slow side.

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