Money, Health, Pregnancy and Relatable: Great start to life

Great start to life

By Anonymous - 27/07/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, after discovering that I’m pregnant from a week-long fling three months ago, I reached out to the guy, praying he’d be willing to offer some financial support, as I’m flat broke. Turns out he died in a car accident last month. I can’t even afford an abortion. FML

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You deserved it 695

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By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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You deserved it 540

Worst plan ever

By UGHWHaY - 08/08/2023 00:02

Today, I managed to get pregnant on purpose, in hopes to get my cheating boyfriend to stop seeing his side piece. Turns out he’s "not ready to be a dad" and prefers the homewrecking skank and left. Now I’m stuck with rent I can’t afford by myself, and a baby I don’t even want anymore. FML

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You deserved it 4 870

Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 144

You deserved it 433

Teenagers…

By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 10:00

Today, my 17 year-old is pregnant and I was fit to be furious, until my wife steamrollered over me to get to her, hugging her, and crying and how we’ll all raise it together as a big family. We can’t afford another baby. The daddy better be paying us something, or I’m gone kill him. FML

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You deserved it 229

He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 844

You deserved it 1 564

By preggers - 29/11/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 428

You deserved it 3 631

Dude, step up your game

By happycow122 - 20/06/2015 20:54 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML

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You deserved it 20 401

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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You deserved it 9 138

Better late than never

By why now?! - 12/08/2022 02:00

Today, the guy I had a two-week long fling with and got pregnant by (while on birth control I might add), and who disappeared more than a decade ago after I told him, showed up at my door, demanding shared custody of my daughter. While he is her biological parent, she’s never met him and was terrified. FML

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You deserved it 196

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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You deserved it 10 040

lgrave 7

Thursday 27 July 2023 19:01

I think that Planned Parenthood can help you. Too bad you live in a 3rd world country like the US. I live in one of the poorest countries in Europe. Make an abortion here is free.

cuz803 44

Thursday 27 July 2023 18:53

Oh my God...this FML is genuinely one of the most saddest I've ever read...shit. Maybe try a GoFundMe to help pay for the abortion? Or maybe if you give birth to the child, put it up for adoption...I'm sorry this happened to you.

Comments

easybree 9

Thursday 27 July 2023 18:43

Whoa…

cuz803 44

Thursday 27 July 2023 18:53

smartal 3

Friday 28 July 2023 1:05

a go fund me for an abortion. the lunacy of todays modern era

cuz803 44

Friday 28 July 2023 2:15

Indeed. You pro-life people often are lunatics ;)

Razath 17

Friday 28 July 2023 9:50

I don't know smartal(I?), but I read that more like, "Having to make a gofundme when it should be free? Lunacy." Which I agree with, living in a place where abortions are actually free.

Nikki 16

Friday 28 July 2023 3:57

Wouldn’t have to go fund me if abortions were free and accessible like they should be

dreams2383 18

Saturday 29 July 2023 2:31

gross. birth control is around for a reason. abortion isn't a form of birth control and given out like candy. although you sound like your very familiar with abortions and like to use them instead of being a adult.

lgrave 7

Thursday 27 July 2023 19:01

I think that Planned Parenthood can help you. Too bad you live in a 3rd world country like the US. I live in one of the poorest countries in Europe. Make an abortion here is free.

smartal 3

Friday 28 July 2023 1:04

that’s not the brag that you think it is…

lgrave 7

Friday 28 July 2023 1:54

ensure that everyone, rich and poor, has access to reproductive health?

Nikki 16

Friday 28 July 2023 3:58

And yet as a women, I’d take the poor European country over America any day

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 27 July 2023 20:52

That's his excuse! The lengths people will go to to avoid paying others!

mcsmee 7

Thursday 27 July 2023 22:23

If the only reason that you're considering an abortion is that you don't want to go through this alone, it might be good to try to find his family. They might be interested in assisting you through pregnancy and childcare considering that it is their grandchild and a legacy from their deceased son.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Thursday 27 July 2023 22:46

What a beautiful thought. OP, you should totally go for this.

wiccaantje 21

Friday 28 July 2023 0:13

Abortion is 1,5K at most (and thats including hotel costs if needed), hospital birth is 10K at minimum. If she can't afford to have an abortion, then she can't afford to give birth.

FluffythePink 19

Saturday 29 July 2023 13:16

I can't second this enough. Reach out to his parents. Be prepared to get a paternity test, make it one of the first things you say to them. But reach out. They *may* not be interested but if they loved him then they'll love their grandchild even more now. If you can't handle/support a child right now then his family may be willing to foster/adopt and allow you access. If they aren't interested then please don't do anything stupid. There are countless people out there who would love you for the rest of their lives for allowing them to adopt the baby. You may not have a choice about having the baby, but you DO have choices about what happens to it. But reach out to his family as soon as you can get in contact with them. You are carrying a part of their lost son, unless they're completely effed up, then they'll want to know and they'll want the child in their lives. 🫂🫂🫂🫂

OzzieAnna 2

Friday 28 July 2023 1:31

there are herbal ways to..... force an ejection. but I agree with mcsmee, contact his parents as they may want his child.

stickyface 15

Friday 28 July 2023 5:37

This is a rough story but I have an even darker take on it. How sure are you he's actually dead? I just wonder how many "car accidents" have caused his "death" over the years trying to hide from his responsibilities.